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Your jokes are yet still adrift and/or running aground, yet still the commenting crew upon the gangway of their keyboards to log their charted coiled course in the wake of a squalling flood of un-fathom-able capsizing yet fouled jests ever so anchored, all in the hopes you'd bow to them ...
FLARES away!!!
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You are our anchor here.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I can't fathom out what league he's in
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Maybe the 20,000 one.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I saw an obit in the paper yesterday for ** Mustard.
The first thing I thought, "was it the lead pipe in the library?"
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Pat Mustard is dead? He of the massive tool? Damn.
This space for rent
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I don't suppose there's anything to be said for saying another Mass?
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Only if we can do what Gene Hackman did in the Poseidon Adventure.
This space for rent
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Oh , I forgot he was in it.
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Those women were in the nip!  
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Who names their kid ** ?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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It's a little more fancy than merely * 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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It's childish really.
So volume to 11, browser to full screen and HIT THE LINK![^]
veni bibi saltavi
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Brilliant!
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Very appropriate for such a blowhard
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Would you move to Canada if he became president? Just curious.
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If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Canada won't be safe. I'm going to my nuclear bunker beneath an extinct volcano ... on Mars!!!!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Marvelous! got a what the elephant from others present!!
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Have you got wifi at the dole office then?
veni bibi saltavi
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Currently I'm not on the rock N' roll  I'm at a friends
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Movie Quote Of The Day
I think... on the whole... I prefer the bagpipes.
Which movie?
PS: In the light of a reaction yesterday. If you feel the MQOTD should stop, feel free to tell me. Same if you want it to continue. No down- (spam/abusive) or upvotes required.
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Paris had a man
Keep it up V. i would miss it!
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