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Yes.
Will Rogers never met me.
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We are due to fly from Edinborough to Reykjavik late next week, I am tracking developments with this one rather closely.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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...on a dilbert cartoon page: Dilbert archives[^]
Not even slightly relevant to the cartoon, it was: "I just calculated I drink my body mass in coffee every two months!"
And it got me thinking.
So...I weighed me, and I weighed a mug-full of water (I just finished the coffee that was in it). No point in telling you the weight, your mug is bigger or smaller...
Um. 50 days.
I drink my own body weight in coffee every 50 days...and I can't decide if that's good or bad! 
How about you lot? How many days does it take you?
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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I feel like I did that yesterday. Been putting in a LOT of hours the last few days and living coffee and John Mayer and I got the jitters so bad that I couldn't hardly type.
ssseee wwhattt Iiii meamnn
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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ijstspeedupandtypereallyfastbutinacuratley.
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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I actually understood that at first glance, course I'm lysdexic! 
Good night it's been a straight 27 hours and I'm toast.
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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Sleep well!
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Thanks got about 4 hours and ready to go again, as soon as I get some coffee in me. Ain't going to drink 2 pots this morning though!
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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OriginalGriff wrote: How many days
Infinity.
Never touch the stuff myself.
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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For a developer, that's like never touching Bacon, or Pizza!
That's almost grounds to revoke your CP membership! 
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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OriginalGriff wrote: touching Bacon, or Pizza
Oh I would drink the holiest of holies, Bacon or pizza  Coffee contains way too much of that deadly H2O substance. Never heard of anyone dying swimming in bacon....
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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Yeah, you have to restrict your dihydrogen monoxide intake.
But dehydrated versions[^] are available - they just taste like they look: dried, powdered, dog eggs.
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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OriginalGriff wrote: How many days does it take you?
30 days.
Needless to say I need to gain some weight.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I found that remarkable easy: I gave up smoking and BLAM - there it was!
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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OriginalGriff wrote: I gave up smoking
Ehr, no thanks.
Nicotine has a positive effect on some types of bowel-diseases.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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...and a negative effect on some types on lung diseases... 
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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And also intelligence.
I makes you sick, ugly and poor. So it must have an effect on intelligence as well. It's the only explanation I've found.
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Don't know about intelligence, but there must have been a sub-par decision-making process to begin with.
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I suspect beer might have something to do with it the first time, and that beer is having an effect on intelligence is undoubted, but it'll normalize the next day(s).
It's the subsequent consumption of tobacco I'm thinking about.
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: And also intelligence.
I makes you sick, ugly and poor.
Sure
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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There's a 't' missing somewhere in that sentence. Oops.
I guess that's karma.
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You need to be old, female and wear an apron to make that kind of leaps.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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"Nicotine has a positive effect on some types of bowel-diseases."
I think you might be doing it wrong 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Howso?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Let's just say that Bill Clinton made similar claims in regards of cervical cancer 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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