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When you give a Timex to the Leader of the Navajo Nation, does that make him Chief of the Watch?
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If you give it to him very late in the evening, will he take the night watch? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Hi All,
Doing my daily trawl of applications I found Jobsite was/is some how linked to the Daily Mail(?) as when I applied using my standard login I was taken to the Daily Fails recruiment page and made to fill in my details again...Anyone else know of this...or was the Mexican Salad I had yesterday too blame...
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glennPattonInThePubAGAIN wrote: I was taken to the Daily Fails recruiment page and made to fill in my details again
Hmm.
I can't help but wonder how I would have reacted to that.
I'm pretty sure that "yourselves" and "go" would have been two of the three words.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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glennPattonInThePubAGAIN wrote: ...or was the Mexican Salad I had yesterday too blame
Did it have green card...amom?
Sin tack
the any key okay
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I was in LinkedIn pub having bitter Beer.
The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.
Paul Valery
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Stephen Gonzalez wrote: having bitter Beer
Just "having a bitter".
It's like the word "science": anything with that word in it isn't a science.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: It's like the word "science": anything with that word in it isn't a science.
Wow, I knew astrology was for real!
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Are all baby frogs immigrants, because they are all a tad polish?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Isnt being a Frog enough to render you foreign? 
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A ribbeting question.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Allez! Ta geule! 
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I toad you not to make silly puns.
Warts the matter with you?
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Almost croaked after reading that.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I'm not a fan of these kinds of jokes from across the pond.
/ravi
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I see your point, but they are done in a tongue in cheek fashion.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Ugh - I don't know what's wrong with me toaday - I just got OG's pun. 
/ravi
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It's true, sometimes they don't jump out at you.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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It's as if browsing the CP forums is a web feet I can no longer accomplish.
/ravi
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C'mon Ravi, your member 191 for goodness sake, an Army couldn't keep you away!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Will the the next French president do a frogsit? 
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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This one is bound to spawn a bunch of bad puns...
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are polish shiny?
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Only if there are not in Poland.
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