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I had to reinstall windows this week, and during the process of figuring out which button takes you to BIOS, my finger slipped and smashed the keyboard twice, then picked it up and slammed it into the desk. Turns out it was a USB keyboard, which the 'older' mobo ignores until after the OS loads. Talk about laugh.
Anyway, I collected the buttons, because I would hate to lose Ctrl, and I'm rather fond of Esc as well. Now I'm looking for a code snippet that can be 'hard-coded' using the standard buttons on a single keyboard. The [Insert] & [Delete] buttons are low hanging fruit, but possibly lack finesse? Also the space bar didn't make it.
I was thinking of xkcd: Exploits of a Mom[^, specifically: Robert'); DROP TABLE [Students]; --
The core 'DROP TABLE' contains no repeats, and I imagine Randall wouldn't be absolutely crushed if we changed Robert and Students, but we only have one [;] and one [-]. Most other SQL is going to run out of ['] too.
Now I'm working on double entendres using [Insert] [End], and thinking about all of the keyboards I've thrown away :'(
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I'm so making a necklace out of Ctrl-Alt-Delete.
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ThePotty1 wrote: my finger slipped and smashed the keyboard twice, then picked it up and slammed it into the desk
Yeah, sure that's what happened!  Sounds like a bit of rage to me.
...typed on a PS/2 connected HP keyboard from '98. Maybe they don't make 'em like they used to! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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You'd be surprised at what can happen during normal use. I was famous during my college days for breaking the keyboard on a VT100[^] terminal when I was at work. The VT100 was built like a truck, which was good since the keyboard was unbelievably stiff. You had to pound the thing.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Why does all Python code get poisoned over time?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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It is a miracle and still not investigated where the venom comes from.
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Pythons are constrictors, not venomous.
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You let them off too easy; I'd squeeze that error for all it's worth - wouldn't coil off the assault just yet. So, viper way those tears and have at 'em !
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You clearly have this fang about puns that go off the scales!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Pythons are snakes which are strangling their victims. They have no poison.video with python
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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Pythons are not venomous. But have you seen old Python code? 
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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megaadam wrote: Why does all Python code get poisoned over time?
Because that's what happens to all open source efforts. 
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Hi All,
I'm still new to this large company thing, the 'thing' I am testing is showing a fault, It is displaying different to the XML and I have reported it, got confirmation that it has been logged and I don't have to fix it  it some one else's problem...
too "changed to" to
Sorry I was typing on a phone rather than a Keyboard...
modified 25-Aug-17 12:29pm.
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It's Friday - you only need to look busy for a few hours.
Write an Article?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Not to worry, I attended a stand up for the project and have been and have been given a monumental task....
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Well from the point of view that it gives me a task, so I'm not googling random stuff & I will be employed next week, yes, from the point of view that I am not getting to Google random stuff, no 
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glennPattonWork wrote: and I don't have to fix it
Joke in German:
That's TEAM-Work (Toll Ein Anderer Macht --> Nice, someone else does)
 
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Show off Snake Street (5)
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
modified 25-Aug-17 5:17am.
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Show off
Snake BOA
Street ST
BOAST
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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We have a winner!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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D'oh! I was trying to work out how BOARD meant show off. Some days you just know things aren't going well.
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That's round the corner on Snake Road!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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