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Then you’ve probably been Mis-sold PPE.
Call me on 0800 09878 and I can help you claim back what you are owed.
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That looks a lot like an ad.
Regular face-masks are encouraged, not to protect the wearer; it limits spreading if the wearer is infected.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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It's meant to ... remember the PPI fun and games?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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No? Google is not being helpfull. Pixels per inch?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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PP1, PP2, and PP3 are standards for masks. PPEs were a con sold by unscrupulous financial services.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That's the one: a lot of people were oversold their Pixels Per Inch with the guarantee on their new monitor, but when you tried to claim the missing pixels, they found they never really existed.
The monitor manufacturers had to set up a massive (more than 44 billion RGB values) fund to reimburse customers, and a load of legal firms saw a profit. For a couple of years, nearly every TV advert seemed to be for PPI overselling with a legal firms contact number.
Fortunately, the Pixels Per Inch Scandle has reached it's legally mandated duration, and now all we get are Government Coronavirus ads and funeral insurance.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Ah! I misread. I thought there was confusion about the PPE thing.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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My SO yelled from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?".
Sounding concerned I replied, "No".
She responded, "How about now?"
I'm hiding from exercise...I'm in the fitness protection program.
JaxCoder.com
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Mike Hankey wrote: SO
StackOverflow has a reputation in the Lounge for being evil, but this is going too far.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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It's not so much that SO is "evil", but it's such a clique I've stopped bothering to post anything, whether questions or answers.
I'm sure it must be great if you got in at just the right time...
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dandy72 wrote: I'm sure it must be great if you got
I have no problem with stack overflow. In fact, when I do search things on google, c# how to do this or that, the answers are almost always on stack overflow.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Yes, it's a good place for answers. The downside is that it's a hangout for puffed-up language lawyers and snotty moderators.
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Greg Utas wrote: The downside is that it's a hangout for puffed-up language lawyers and snotty moderators.
Luckily for me, I've not seen that.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Traitor!
Burn the witch!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I know that @code-witch* can be a bit annoying... but don't you think you are overracting?   
mmm... thinking it better... I suppose @SanderRossel will agree with you 
*Disclaimer: Nothing against the code witch... a necessary sentence for the joke.
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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DID SOMEONE OMIT CURLY BRACES WITH ONE SENTENCE IF-STATEMENTS!? 
If so, I'm always in for a good witch burning
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Does it count if i deliberately removed them or only if i omitted them? I often start with braces.
Real programmers use butterflies
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Nelek wrote: I know that @code-witch* can be a bit annoying
Mark_Wallace wrote: Burn the witch!
Nelek wrote: a necessary sentence
Well, at least we're all on the same page.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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ZurdoDev wrote: In fact, when I do search things on google, c# how to do this or that, the answers are almost always on stack overflow
I'm not disagreeing with that statement in any way, shape or form. But try to post something--get involved and try to be an active participant as opposed to just googling things and ending up on SO--and the experience becomes something else altogether.
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dandy72 wrote: But try to post something--get involved and try to be an active participant as opposed to just googling things and ending up on SO--and the experience becomes something else altogether.
That's the truth, they're a PITA to deal with.
I'm hiding from exercise...I'm in the fitness protection program.
JaxCoder.com
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ZurdoDev wrote: StackOverflow has a reputation in the Lounge for being evil, but this is going too far.
You are wrong...
Many users of SO have a reputation of being jerks
Not the same.
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Nelek wrote: Many users of SO have a reputation of being jerks
Very tactful.
I'm hiding from exercise...I'm in the fitness protection program.
JaxCoder.com
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I completely missed that it was April Fools Day. Proof, if needed, that I have no idea what day it is anymore. Worst case scenario, is that I'll be getting up on Saturday morning and "going to work"!
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Facebook has news now? (I wouldn't know, never had an account)
Oh, I get it...that is the joke part...isn't it?
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