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Would that be iRony?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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At this point you may need to accept that even Apple is trying to tell you something.
At least iThink so.
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Quote: Requirements: Live streaming uses Apple’s HTTP Live Streaming (HLS) technology. HLS requires an iPhone, iPad, or iPod touch with Safari on iOS 7.0 or later, a Mac with Safari 6.0.5 or later on OS X v10.8.5 or later, or a PC with Microsoft Edge on Windows 10. Streaming via Apple TV requires an Apple TV (2nd or 3rd generation) with software 6.2 or later or an Apple TV (4th generation).
If you do not own one of these you are same as dead, so why watch?!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Chris Maunder wrote: safari on my PC,
Wait! What?
Why on Earth do you run Safari on your PC? Hasn't Safari for Windows been abandoned for over a year?
Or did you just want to try to be snarky?
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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I gotta test them all. 
cheers
Chris Maunder
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From what little data I can find Safari for Windows looks like about 0.4% (at best) of traffic. That's slightly worse than Windows Phone OS market share - which is really saying something.
At what point do you give up support?
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
modified 7-Sep-16 16:20pm.
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When Hell freezes over and Heavens burn with lust. When much that once was will be lost, for none will live to remember it.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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..it's patch Thursday again tomorrow [^]
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Is a hangnail just a coat hook?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yep, nothing to abscess over.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That is a catchy phrase. You hit it on the head.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Or is it a noose-end?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Who are you chitin ? I'll file that one away - it's just sick enough to require a petty-cure.
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I just stumbled upon this : Services Updates | Parcelforce Worldwide[^]. Note the rules about transporting hoverboards.
"Last updated: 7:46 Wed. 7th Sep.
Hoverboards
Account customers will need prior written agreement before they can ship Hoverboards. If you are an account customers and want to ship these items can you please speak to your account manager, as we will need to assess the Watt hour rating of the Hoverboards and provide additional carriage requirements where appropriate."
Marty McFly take note. Also, you would think that they could be designed to deliver themselves 
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ByteBean wrote: You need to know this
Nope - until they design a hover-BAR (with a waitress that defies gravity), you can count me out...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I am good already if some parts of her defy gravity.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I often run into code with this comment at the top (MS stack stuff):
"This code was generated by a tool".
Q: What code, besides what I personally have created, was not written by a "tool"? [sic]
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Well, that would be the part of the code that is NOT auto-generated! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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My point exactly
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Funnily enough, that's exactly the sentence that each of your colleagues used.
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