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My coffee machine went a wee bit t'up so I sent it off to the manufactures to fix it as they are they only ones what can do it; allegedly.
They called me today to inform me that one of the pumps was FUBAR and they wouldn't be able to get a replacement part for some time.
Oh.
So they'll send me a new one if that's okay with me. Of course I insisted they repair my 5 year old machine; not. One of the temperature gauges is broken, the other is temperamental, and some of the enamel is falling off.
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I think the retail price of these things includes the cost of upto five "free" replacements doesn't it?
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At least you know what will break, and in what order!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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He says Giorgio Chiellini attacked him with his shoulder...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Indeed!
In other news, this tree[^] attacks cars!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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It is that &^* beaver's fault! Now the poor tree gets blamed for it! 
All he really wanted in this life was to be a dam
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I'm sure it's a 'true story' that Suarez CLAIMS that was the case of affairs
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The speed at which the Internet reacts will never cease to amaze me. Some people really have too much free time (and, to be honest, talent, because some of these are truly funny).
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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I heard Chiellini even slathered some butter on his shoulder to tempt him for the purpose of getting him ejected.
I have always wished for my computer to be as easy to use as my telephone; my wish has come true because I can no longer figure out how to use my telephone - Bjarne Stroustrup
The world is going to laugh at you anyway, might as well crack the 1st joke!
My code has no bugs, it runs exactly as it was written.
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He's Italian - Olive Oil, surely?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Maybe mixed with some Balsamic Vinegar for that extra 'bite'? 
I have always wished for my computer to be as easy to use as my telephone; my wish has come true because I can no longer figure out how to use my telephone - Bjarne Stroustrup
The world is going to laugh at you anyway, might as well crack the 1st joke!
My code has no bugs, it runs exactly as it was written.
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In fact it's the Italian team's fault - They should've clarified that Chiellini is not a sort of pasta.
The console is a black place
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is an oxymoron. That's probably why a lot of politicians act like morons.
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The sad thing is, how many people buy into what the politicians say, are single issue voters, etc. There truly is a science to politics, and quite frankly, while politicians do some inane things, it is actually the voting masses that act (and sadly, vote) like morons.
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: the voting masses that act (and sadly, vote) like for morons
FTFY!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Sadly, the only way to not vote for a moron is to not vote at all. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Note that I never said they are morons, they only act that way. The only way to have a fair government is not to vote for anyone who asks for the position. They obviously have their own agenda which is seldom what they tell us.
I will stop here, going any further will infringe (even more) on lounge policies.
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'The voting masses vote like morons' means 'they don't vote for my party'.
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Spoken like a true politician.
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I'll get my manifesto ready then. Watch out Dave Cameron, I'm coming for your seat.
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Caution, there is already a Dalek on the same path.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Potential coalition partner perhaps.
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