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They're all morons! I could say more but it wouldn't even be fit for the soapbox so I'll just keep quiet.
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
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At what point are we going to admit that Al Qaeda works for us?
To destroy a middle eastern government only to be surprised that Al Qaeda moves in and takes over once we leave works the fist time it happens but to be surprised after it's happened a dozen times is getting to be a bit ridiculous.
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If I can't watch 'em, why browse *about* them?!!
OK, now that I got the sarcASStic statement out of the way...
 Nice App!
I'm still confounded why they didn't include my home-grown wedding video in that list...
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Actually there are a few of them that might be in the public domain by now (e.g. Charlie Chaplin). I considered including those for full viewing, but I'd either need to provision streaming services or bundle large files with the app.
It would be great if Amazon, Netflix, etc. provided a video-on-demand API, say for $1/movie that I could integrate.
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Can you tell what newspaper is that - I do not want to buy it accidentally
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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For the Grauniad, that's nothing!
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They fixed it in the online version, so you better keep your printed one (if any) - it would be priceless in a few years...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: it would be priceless worthless in a few years...
ftfy
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Quote: it would be worthless in a few years...
It is now.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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That's really bad for a supposedly national (i.e. all Britain) paper.
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Just a taste of what that is about to come if Scotland becomes independent perhaps? 
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Well it does say "Don't" call it the Glasgow miracle. Maybe the article goes on to say "call it the Edinburgh miracle" 
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A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.
After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."
The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet..
"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."
The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.
The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.
The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."
The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman..
The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!"
The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the
Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150."
PS. I will get my coat now.
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Vivic wrote: PS. I will get my coat now.
No need. I got it for you.
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When settlers came over on the Mayflower they had a stand up comedian on board to keep moral up and I believe this was the joke he started with. 
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
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Shame he wasn't on the Titanic.
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When he got to the colonies he told the natives that joke and they took pity on him and symbolically gave him a turkey and that's how Thanksgiving started.
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
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Haha, a popular one then.
Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer)
www.simonshugar.co.uk
"If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil
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Funny how the price changes with each iteration.
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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DavidCrow wrote: price changes with each iteration
The economy isn't what it used to be.
Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.
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