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I personally like the doggo's cut to look like lions.
Labrodoolelion
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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it's true and probably fake news...
- it was actually done a few years back (vaguely recall a small private zoo in China)
- so good chance this is the same story refreshed as new
(extranews.tv?? - would have expected BBC to verify this themselves, probably had their funding cut again!).
This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!
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If they did it with the lions, would that be "fake mews"? 
I've already got my coat.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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They used a dog for it, a Mastif. Must be one damned lazy dog if it is to act as a cat.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Pah! Amateurs![^]
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Totally SHOCKED by some inflated animals.
At the same time the meaning of the word shocked is being deflated.
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And we're back to "close enough for journalism majors" 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
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You think floating bombs are bad? Wait until you sea mine!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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A mine is a terrible thing to waste 
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you shore? can we talk a boat this?
This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!
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And a waist is a terrible thing to mind.
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I have the sinking feeling you torpedoed another ToTD. How much U-boat that you get responses, anyway?
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This bomb definitely did not float.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Whatcha talking about? I'm having a blast!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
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I agree you totally landed that one.
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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For some reason I THOUGHT today's totd would be about in denture Sir Vie s'tude ...
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The solution is Twelve Monkeys
A monkey is slang for £500
£500 * 12 = £6000
An epic ( in my book )
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Why is
£500 known as a monkey?
American always curious about British(again American and not completely sure what to call this) slang
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Same reason £25 is known as a pony. Although, 'pony' can also mean something less pleasant.
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Cos it is
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Triggered by Richard's post below.
What annoys me really is that they did not get the redirection of MSDN pages to MS Docs work properly. If you have a MSDN link for a wide version of an API function, it redirects to the ANSI version at MS Docs!
That happens even when already at Docs because all the links are MSDN links. Open for example GetFileVersionInfoExW function | Microsoft Docs[^] and follow links there like the one shown as GetFileVersionInfoSizeEx which links to https://msdn.microsoft.com/library/Aa969435(v=VS.85).aspx. But that is automatically redirected to Docs which is then GetFileVersionInfoSizeExA function | Microsoft Docs[^] instead of the expected GetFileVersionInfoSizeExW function | Microsoft Docs[^].
As a result, all existing answers here at CP and elsewhere containing MSDN links to API functions will now open the ANSI version when clicked. Another side effect is when inserting MSDN links now here at CP, the ANSI title from the Docs page is inserted while the link itself is still to MSDN.
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I never liked the newer version of the documentation. Probably because I'm an old fart who likes to see documentation that is actually designed for programmers to read.
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