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Use oven spray, and don't wash it off till the day after.
Nothing like caustic soda for getting rid of fungus.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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So I get a call from a colleague in a different room.
No interwebs and no emails.
Nor does his elf have access.
I and others do, so something is amiss.
We have the modem, connected to an 8 way switch, one of which goes to the first office I mentioned, and into a 2 way switch to run colleague and elf computers.
I swapped out the 2 way first, no joy, then swapped out switched wires at the 8 way, still not working.
Ran a line test down and discovered the cable is crook.
Do down to the basement I go and follow the line until I see the problem.
A gnawed wire.
The rats have been at it and now I need to relay the cable.
Sh*tty job, down in a dark subterranean hell hole with rats and dirt, fiddling with odd bits and bobs in the hope of making people happy.
(Sounds like a Chinese sweatshop)
Anyway, just been out and bought 40m of Armoured Cat 5.
How cheap is that? £1.70 a metre!
I remember this being really expensive stuff a few years ago.
(Perhaps those Chinese sweat shops are a good thing?)
Anyway, my afternoon will be mostly dirty and frustrating.
BTW, I HATE rats.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: I HATE rats
Shouldn't live in Luton then... 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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The rats aren't so bad, its the Zombies down there I would be worried about.
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Dalek Dave wrote: BTW, I HATE rats.
Use more ketchup then.
speramus in juniperus
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Ketchup's extra.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Rat 2p
Rat & Ketchup 10p
speramus in juniperus
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"Yo Rat!" has got expensive these days... 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Dalek Dave wrote: BTW, I HATE rats.
We don't like you as well.
--The rats
Veni, vidi, vici.
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CPallini wrote: We don't like you as well.
--The rats
Who are you? The Rats lawyer?
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Dead cats, dead rats
Can’t see what they were at, all right
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Nah even better - get yourself a cat for the basement - bet the rats will be gone in no time....
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Hi All,
I had a bug bear of a problem to solve, solved it and was flying high. Though of another feature I would like add cleared the decks for a two day struggle (with some odd Q&A questions probably). So started with the it's so simple it won't work answer, tried it and it WORKED!!!! either I am going to wake up screaming in a minute OR I'm getting better at this programming lark.....(still expecting to wake up)
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Well done!
Now, give yourself a pat on the back (because your boss won't) and relax for ten minutes!
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Wayyyy ahead of you, got mug of fresh brew, (doing lots of testing) perfecting looking busy.......
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Its scientifically proven that with few pins your work day is brighter. If you are lucky it can even pass faster 
Clickety
I really hate work days
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Pretend like you're struggling with it a while longer or you will be expected to perform this kind of miracle on demand.
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That is what I'm afraid of. Testing like crazy, dang I hate it when it works this early in the day....
Off Topic: the Atmel thingy looks interesting (I only use Atmel(s) on legacy projects I have to support) and always find the tools a pain!
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The last time i made my specification faster from 9 days to 4 i was awarded with a new project to work on. So don't overdo it 
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Well I will bear that in mind....Don't want the next project, it looks like a swine!
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That happened with me yesterday well done mate have a ![Java | [Coffee]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif)
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I just find it worrying that's all applied
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