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Get up and show 'em MM - and post a video 
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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You lost me at 'Wog', but it sounds like you are enjoying the whole family party thing. 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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As I'm scrolling down the lounge, came across this before the one below. Assumed you were watching TV. 
Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Michael Martin wrote: Dresses sinched up under your tiny titties and ginormous gut does not look good.
I have to agree that I wouldn't like to see you dressed like that.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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...is at a family Engagement Party.
With access to copious amounts of free piss.
Updates to follow. If I'm capable.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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It's a good thing you are teetotal then - imagine if someone get completely legless and spoiled it for the happy couple!
Enjoy!
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Why change from every other family outing where me and legless would have been a good place to stop.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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How do you estimate time fir writing code? If your manager ask you to give him a time for something to be done?
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Experience.
It's not an exact science - it's guess work based on "how long this took me last time" plus a bit of "how accurate and complete is the spec?" with a soupcon of "what else do I have to do at the same time?" and some extra "padding time to make me look good". Occasionally there is also "How much am I being paid for this?" and "how much do I like this guy and want to do this?"
Complex.
So about 8.73 working days, probably.
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Does that include tea and fag breaks?
Veni, vidi, abiit domum
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Don't drink tea, don't smoke. So no.
Coffee breaks are extra, natch.
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: fag breaks
They prefer to be called gay and openly admitting to attacking them isn't good form.
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In the UK a fag is a cigarette.
Veni, vidi, abiit domum
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In the US a fag can also mean a cigarette. I was kidding about it's other meaning. Drag changes based on context too, it could relate to a cigarette or a way of dressing. Strange language, English. Gay means happiness.
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Think of a number, add 2 and multiply by 3.
Veni, vidi, abiit domum
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So based on Griff numbers:
(8.73 + 2) * 3 = 32.19
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Shhhh....don't tell everyone, that's our secret.
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No, no, no! You are supposed to think of a number, not me!
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Isn't it a slandered timing for writing code
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Nope - stealing my numbers is plagiarism, not slander!
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My lawyers will explain it all to you when they arrive.
Shouldn't be long now...
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I'm out of here bye. Will deactivate my account 
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