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....or whatever else we are called;
Happy St. Andrews Day!
Where's Bob's Kilt, he must have some Scottish blood in him?
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However, it is unfortunate that it has been overcome by the helicopter crash in Glasgow last night. Scotland and helicopters don't appear to mix too well in recent years.
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I read about that this morning. My heart is with all those affected by this tragedy.
Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.
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DaveAuld wrote: Where's Bob's Kilt, he must have some Scottish blood in him?
Bob is what Scotsmen have under the kilt! 
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I thought he was my uncle.
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Robert is indeed your mother's sister's husband.
Does your family have a history of living below the Scots?
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You mean mean up around Nova Scotia? Yes.
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Never heard that before!! Where does that originate / what is the origin?
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This is purely conjecture:
Likely slang found around/near the company of draymen, by docks, and used most frequently in sweeping circles of inward-facing standees when referencing greenhorns/gandies/freshmen/card-carrying-union-members/physics-professors.
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DaveAuld wrote: Where's Bob's Kilt, he must have some Scottish blood in him?
Well, given how much you lot go on about him - "Jings, Crivens, help ma Bob!" 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I'm watching a bunch of Wog skanks desperately in need of a decent feed wobble about on the dance floor.
As a 16/27 year old white guy in 1985 I danced no worse then they are now.
My sh*tty white socks with black platted shoes from then have better fashion than what is worn now.
Dresses sinched up under your tiny titties and ginormous gut does not look good. I could make a full time living walking about with a full length mirror.
Not to mention the sh*tty drug required music and the 30 something woman with the elephant knees. And I don't mean elephant/sunshine style.
I mean Tantor wants his knees back.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Get up and show 'em MM - and post a video 
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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(That's an 'M')
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You lost me at 'Wog', but it sounds like you are enjoying the whole family party thing. 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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As I'm scrolling down the lounge, came across this before the one below. Assumed you were watching TV.
Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Michael Martin wrote: Dresses sinched up under your tiny titties and ginormous gut does not look good.
I have to agree that I wouldn't like to see you dressed like that.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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...is at a family Engagement Party.
With access to copious amounts of free piss.
Updates to follow. If I'm capable.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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It's a good thing you are teetotal then - imagine if someone get completely legless and spoiled it for the happy couple!
Enjoy!
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Why change from every other family outing where me and legless would have been a good place to stop.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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How do you estimate time fir writing code? If your manager ask you to give him a time for something to be done?
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Experience.
It's not an exact science - it's guess work based on "how long this took me last time" plus a bit of "how accurate and complete is the spec?" with a soupcon of "what else do I have to do at the same time?" and some extra "padding time to make me look good". Occasionally there is also "How much am I being paid for this?" and "how much do I like this guy and want to do this?"
Complex.
So about 8.73 working days, probably.
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Does that include tea and fag breaks?
Veni, vidi, abiit domum
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Don't drink tea, don't smoke. So no.
Coffee breaks are extra, natch.
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: fag breaks
They prefer to be called gay and openly admitting to attacking them isn't good form.
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In the UK a fag is a cigarette.
Veni, vidi, abiit domum
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