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Link or it didn't happen!
Never moon a werewolf.
- Harvey
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"Nice to see the gravity still works." -- PIEBALD to a waitress who had just dropped a tray.
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"Gee, I can't see how that old grimey cigarette butt ended up at the bottom your mashed potatoes." -- waitress to PIEBALD after his snarky gravity comment.
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You and humor; who knew?
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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You mean youve been taking everything I write seriously? 
Holy crap!
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Ha! No: just thought it was bullshit: this was amusing. 
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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LOL
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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Dog falls down, dog gets back up.
You can't explain that!
/Fredrik
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What goes down, must come up.
Griff's law of bouncing. And computers.
And not anything to do with ladies. At all.
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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Ok, you could explain that, I stand corrected.
/Fredrik
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Sorry, I don't believe in gravity, I mean it's only a theory...
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I believe in gravy, does that count?
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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Nah - BACON needs bread, butter and Brown Sauce.
Gravy needs beef, or chicken, or lamb, followed by bread to clean it all up so it isn't wasted!
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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OriginalGriff wrote: followed by bread to clean it all up so it isn't wasted!
I took note that my cat & dog don't leave a shred of evidence there was food in their dish(es).
I then realized I leave food on my plate or in the bowl.
So, to not let the food go to waste, I started using bread to do just as you qualify.
Thing is, the food is still going to waist. 
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:groan: 
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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When a dog falls over in the garden and no one is around to see it, was there gravity?
modified 7-Jan-14 17:34pm.
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I had to take some stuff[tm] over to my parents. On the way, by pure chance, I met my Dad as he walked home and we were about to pass the pub when he suggested a glass.
Now, the Dad Rules state [Section 3.2.4 - Dad's Always Buy] that being a father it is my responsibility to buy. But my father is also a Dad, well he would have to be, so he has to buy. Splitting the bill is something only other people do. So I bought the drinks.
This placed Dad in the awkward position of being a Drink Down. So he did what all Dad's must do a bought another round. This'll never work, he's bought me a beer so I must reciprocate and my reciprocation will no doubt be reciprocated.
As I said, being a Dad is hard.
speramus in juniperus
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Which explains why you only got back to your PC at 1:30 in the afternoon the following day?
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What he bought you a beer,  Did you swap it for a Gin?
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Recursive Reciprocation is a wonderful thing! 
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I always called it the 'Irish Round'. Buy a drink for everyone who's bought you one plus anyone else you care for. They are then obliged to return the compliment and so it continues.
speramus in juniperus
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I always called it the 'Irish Round'
Yeah that would work.
Years ago I worked as a welder in the North US and worked with gents of all persuasions and we would all go to the pub across the street from the plant and I would end up drinking and buying all flavors of liquors because I worked with Mexicans, Germans, Dutch, etc.. Was an interesting experience!
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Mike Hankey wrote: Recursive Reciprocation is a wonderful thing!
...but remarkably difficult to say once the recursion reaches a suitable depth... 
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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