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Life does imitate art (?) ... even if the ersatz has a surreal top-note: [^]In an unexpected outcome akin to an ancient Greek fable, a tortoise beat a rabbit, with the shelled reptile eventually claiming third place overall, the report said.
"Because the rabbit loved jumping and didn't follow its owner's commands, it was overtaken by the tortoise," it said. Of course protests will soon ensue: [^].
The burning question is, of course: will FOG (Friends of Goldfish) adopt the topless strategies of PETA and FEMEN.
“But I don't want to go among mad people,” Alice remarked.
“Oh, you can't help that,” said the Cat: “we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.”
“How do you know I'm mad?” said Alice.
“You must be," said the Cat, or you wouldn't have come here.” Lewis Carroll
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I was going to say that I needed some of what ever it was you were eating, drinking or smoking, but then I followed the link...
It's not us that are crazy, is it? 
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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Don't worry Shep, we ARE crazy. Them thare varmints are just crazier!
speramus in juniperus
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OriginalGriff wrote: It's not us that are crazy, is it?
If we are crazy, I am sure it is only because we have been driven crazy by the insanity that passes for common normalcy and our involuntary addiction to that most powerful of hallucinogens, "rationality." !
On the other hand, as Saint Salvador (Dali) once said: "the only man who is not a crazy man is ... Dali." Indicating we are grandfathered-in, as it were; after all, who could we be to dare argue with Him ?
Shall we not aspire to the zenith of highest crazy metaphorized in Saint Salvador's wonderful credo:
"Every morning when I wake up, I feel an exquisite sense of joy – the joy of being Salvador Dali. And I ask myself, in a sort of rapture, what wonderful thing will he create today, this Salvador Dali. And as every day passes, I find it harder and harder to understand how other people can possibly bear to exist without being Salvador Dali."
"Diary of a Genius" New York, Prentice Hall Press, 1964
“But I don't want to go among mad people,” Alice remarked.
“Oh, you can't help that,” said the Cat: “we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.”
“How do you know I'm mad?” said Alice.
“You must be," said the Cat, or you wouldn't have come here.” Lewis Carroll
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I've been to a couple of Dali exhibitions over the years, and each time I am more impressed with the man: he produced some of my favorite artworks.
http://www.chelmerfineart.com/itemDetail.asp?work=7160[^]
Would that I could afford it! But when they say "POA" we know what it means...
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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So the story as far as I can distil it is a bloke ski-faster than another bloke, while carrying a tortoise due to other bloke having to herd a wabbit! Umm okay that's about the only time I've had the courage to look at the Bangkok times at work...
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glennPattonWork wrote: the courage to look at the Bangkok times at work
You cannot catch it from a newspaper.
“But I don't want to go among mad people,” Alice remarked.
“Oh, you can't help that,” said the Cat: “we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.”
“How do you know I'm mad?” said Alice.
“You must be," said the Cat, or you wouldn't have come here.” Lewis Carroll
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A female friend of mine had a T-shirt made "I caught crabs at Reuters" after one incident in the ladies.
Apparently.
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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speramus in juniperus
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Nagy thats foul
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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did you possibly write 'chicken'?
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Chicken!
Chicken chicken "chicken" chicken chicken "chicken chicken". Chicken. 
speramus in juniperus
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I think the cold has broken something
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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It was broken long ago - the problem is that gin freezes at -26(C)!!!
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Since it's continuosly moving (Nagy is the perfect gin-sink), gin never freezes in his house.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Gin moves towards Nagy. It is a perfect clockwork, you know.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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I've to Aladeen with you, sir.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Chicken!
speramus in juniperus
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Nagy, did you taste the "liquid-flake"?
See the name of the video "Food Science ....." 
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Alot o Gin an raw Chicken makes you do that 
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