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Yes, but...
...only the French adulterer went to his assignations on a moped!
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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Ahh, Edwina Curry. An early proponent of 50 Shades Of Grey.
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Please, it's almost noon and people might spill their lunch!
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: people might spill their lunch
A sign of a true amateur that. A seasoned professional like yourself should have no problem with it.
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I was thinking of the script kiddies.
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Spill your Gin!  The end is near.
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Don't worry, it's not going to happen. I once did a transatlantic trip with storms all the way, NO GIN WAS LOST.
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Major admitted to the Thing and yet JFK denied rooting Munroe. FFS, I'd have had a f'in banner made. 
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British had a different taste.. Oldies 
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Do not confuse British Taste with Major making the beast with a drag queen!
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I just sicked in my mouth a little.
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Vilmos wins again! :fistPump:
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: :fistPump:
And again.
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I was going to come back at you with a Geordie Shore based insult, then I googled some piccies to add to the insult.
I have removed all evidence of the previous comment and just wish to offer you my deepest sympathies.
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Just shows that the British are about substance and not about superficial appearances.
At least I hope that is the case… 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Which lead me on a detour that ended here[^].
I realized it wasn't going to get any better. 
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/25518170[^]
Bieber to retire from inflicting pain on music lovers
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Leslie Nielsen has also announced his retirement
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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"For the second time in a week, Justin Bieber has suggested he's quitting music."
Sorry, I must of missed that. When did he start?
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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AFAIK she never did.
BTW - here's a story[^] to cheer you up, just ignore the men.
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Bah! Another story of the persecution of an ethnic group.
Surely they can see it's sexist to force sheep so far from their homes?
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote:
Bieber to retire from inflicting pain on music lovers
You seem to be obsessed with this <insert name="" here=""> thing. There may be a cure for that available now.
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In my role as the CP MD, in this situation I would recommend gin. Lots and lots of gin.
That'll be 12 guineas, pay the receptionist on your out. NEXT!
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I think the tipping point was finding out that that thing bieber has had more number ones than Led Zep and AC/DC combined
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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