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The boy decided to cry at 01:30 this morning, and not stop for about an hour and a half, I couldn't get back to sleep after that.
So now its just gone 08:00 I'm at work and have a pile of 'urgent' things to be done, and I can barely focus on the screen in front of me.
Does anyone have a pair of glasses with eyes printed on them?
"Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair
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1.21 Gigawatts wrote: Does anyone have a pair of glasses with eyes printed on them?
No, but I have duct-tape.
“But I don't want to go among mad people,” Alice remarked.
“Oh, you can't help that,” said the Cat: “we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.”
“How do you know I'm mad?” said Alice.
“You must be," said the Cat, or you wouldn't have come here.” Lewis Carroll
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Sweet.
Unfortunately, I don;t have duct-tape, but there is a stapler...
"Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair
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Well...
One solution[^]
Another[^]
A disturbing solution[^]
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Probably you might try the wakup drink?
-Gin,Vodka,Jägermeister
-8 Cups Espresso, 2 normal coffe, 0,2l Coca Cola
-ice tea, 0,2l energy
-2 Piece of cigarettes, 4 coffeine pills and a raw egg
Option 1. -> You might go to Hospital
Option 2. -> You are awake and can't sleep the next 3 days 
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I don't smoke, but the rest of it sounds good.
Maybe I'll take up smoking.
"Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair
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HobbyProggy wrote: Option 2. -> You are awake and can't sleep the next 3 days
FTFY
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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You're close friends with Nagy. I can tell.
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How could you say such a thing? I don't smoke.
speramus in juniperus
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HobbyProggy wrote: -Gin,Vodka,Jägermeister
Here's to alcohol, breakfast of champions!
speramus in juniperus
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My 10 year month old has chicken pox so didn't sleep for three nights. This morning he woke at 4:40 because he was hungry while my 4 year old decided to sleep in our bed, kicking me while he's asleep (and I'm obviously not ... anymore)
Trust me, it'll only become worse 
modified 12-Feb-14 3:45am.
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Ohh thanks for that happy note!
Generally he's a pretty good boy, it's only when he's ill that he turns into a grouch.
But I'm one of these people that when I wake up, that's it, I'm awake - there is no chance of going back to sleep.
I might as well have just come into the office and started at 03:00, rather than staring at the back of my eyelids waiting for the alarm to go off.
"Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair
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1.21 Gigawatts wrote: Ohh thanks for that happy note!
You're most welcome
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1.21 Gigawatts wrote: it's only when he's ill that he turns into a grouch.
 I could say something about that but I would be shot down for being sexist!
So I will just give you my sympathy ... ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
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Thanks for the sympathy.
But you may be right, I am a grouch today!!
"Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair
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1.21 Gigawatts wrote: I am a grouch today!!
So am I, and I can't even blame being woken up by a small child in the early hours ... 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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The first sixteen years are the worst! 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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You wait until they're 16 before you kick them out of the house??? 
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Yeah - if you try it before then Social Services get involved... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I am facing a similar problem... only that office has sponsered lunch here and we have had it full...now feelin damn sleepy and i am expected to complete my work EOD... 
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Ha!
They do that sort of thing here as well!!
Nothing gets done!
"Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair
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Because according to statistics you probably are a mindless wanderer doing what everybody else is doing 
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Well, I live in Wales, so...
Is it sheep-like behaviour to not click the link because you said not to, not click the link because it has FarceBook in the name, or to click the link when told not to, to show you aren't one of the sheep? 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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