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Argonia wrote: today's holiday
Where do you work?
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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Actually where i live we have separate holiday today. Its called Trypon Zarezan and its the holiday of the wine and the never ending love of it 
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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You got a Nagy-Vilmos-celebration day?? 
Clean-up crew needed, grammar spill... - Nagy Vilmos
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If only was the love of gin yeah but this time i dont thing that Nagy fits in the description of the holiday. Once i didn't see him mentioning drinking wine
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Argonia wrote: Once i didn't see him mentioning drinking wine
I did, but he is stuck to Gin.
Clean-up crew needed, grammar spill... - Nagy Vilmos
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I do drink wine. There's a bottle of bubbles in the fridge for dinner tonight and we will probably have a nice dry white [haven't chosen it] as well as some Tokaji with the pud. I will be preparing Salmon Fillet with Asparagus and Hollandaise Sauce for Her Wonderfulness tonight and it looks like a Bitter Chocolate and Orange Mousse for dessert. The girls will eat early and we'll have a nice romantic and wine filled meal for two.
speramus in juniperus
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Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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He did have chocolate before... but Ali ate it! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I don't believe it she would leave some ...
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You don't know Ali. There is a Bounty Drought for a 20km radius around her home, as quickly as they can get them in she's there *nom nom nom*
speramus in juniperus
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Ali has already logged in - and eaten it all... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Pls check with DeathByChocolate... 
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What can the client or colleague say to insult you(r work) (without sounding insulting)?
There are two sentences I find insulting:
1. Client or boss says: "I think it will be a small change".
2. "Why didn't you do it that way ?"
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I can insult our Requirement Guy by just happily laughing in the morning.
Insult is probably the wrong word, it just pisses him off.
Understandably, the project is a mess, and he has to clear most of the mess.
Clean-up crew needed, grammar spill... - Nagy Vilmos
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I discovered one for bosses that works well: "You would think so, wouldn't you?". Combined with "That turns out not to be the case" it sounds authoritative without sounding insulting.
It's a polite way of saying "that's a really stupid idea" that sounds like "you missed a tiny detail"
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I have one, that has been gnawing at me for maybe 20 years.
Once back in college, we were solving some problems in a Physics class. I had a bit of trouble getting started on one of the problems, but figured out a way to solve it. The professor was walking around the classroom, picked up and looked over my paper. Then he looked at me and asked "Did you come up with this all by yourself?"
He never told me if it was brilliant or brain dead. I have actually gotten the same thing once or twice since then and to this day I am not certain if I should consider it an insult or a praise (although I am leaning towards it being an insult).
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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I remember solving an equation in a different manner to the manner my maths teacher was teaching us.
He was amazed I got the correct answer and tried my method with different inputs and got the correct answer each time.
Like your experience he was unable to say 'well done', however I guess my vengeance was in his utter confusion at why my method worked.
This was the same maths teacher who had me down as a dunce and when I got top marks in my public exam he said 'I always knew you would get top marks!'.
Those who can't...
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
modified 14-Feb-14 6:27am.
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I can see you have put a lot of work into this...
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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When people who don't code say that should be easy to implement or it shouldn't take long to implement.
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absolutley right same here :P
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Responses:
1) Given the current state of the system how would you implement the change.
2) If you had a better plan you should have told me.
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that those guys still spam CP, another reason why there is no logic and big Brains behind that 
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He is a CP employee engaged in testing. This is doing wonders for his KPIs.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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I heard that he is a Flappy Bird fanatic with anger issues. 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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