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As regulars may know I havin' a day from H E double hockey sticks being yelled at and the, now to cap it all I have broken my glasses, so I am getting strange looks as I am having to wear a pair of prescription sun glasses 
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Ah, but they are just jealous because you look so 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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That was actually what I wanted to reply, but you beat me to it... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Oops! 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I have prescription glasses that I largely don't use; one eye is nearsighted, the other farsighted. For anything under about 10 feet, I'm good without them. So, at work, they're on my desk.
However, when driving, I do wear them to be able to see road signs. I keep a pair of prescription sunglasses in my car, and, yes, they are nice to have.
Tim
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I can but hope
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There is an old saying: "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade".
In your case, I'd rephrase it slightly: "When life gives you lemons, make Gin and Tonic".
It'll look better peered at though the clinking cubes!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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why does life never give Tequila?
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It can't get the cacti...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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When life gives you Melons, you might be dyslexic.
Don't comment your code - it was hard to write, it should be hard to read!
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May I suggest investing in a Prescription Ski Mask.
If people are going to stare - make it worth their while.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I have poor eyesight, I am not robbing a bank! 
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Dude!
Be a trend-setter! Make a fashion statement!
(and scare the crap out of your co-workers)
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Keep up - today is almost gone...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Sooner the better in MHO!
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...if the mountain is Olympus Mons
Fatwa not to go to Mars[^]
Seriously?
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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So? We'll send them to Pluto instead... 
[EDIT]
To the people who vote this as abuse: It's a JOKE, get it? See the joke icon? I don't really want to ship all muslims to Pluto...
Neptunus will suffice!
Hint: That was a joke too!
So lighten up, get a sense of humour and give me a witty comeback instead of being so uptight!
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Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 21-Feb-14 3:36am.
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Don't they consider dogs to be unclean?
Mine likes to sniff Uranus.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Strange - I would have thought I'd have felt that? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Give him a biscuit and he will let you.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Somebody seems to have missed either the joke icon or developing a sense of humour... 
Abuse - seriously? Have a look at the continuation of the thread...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I'm fairly sure I can guess who abuse voted you... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Me too: Dave - for making innuendos about his wife...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Probably not...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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