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And that was the last time we heard from Simon Lee Shugar
 
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Simon Lee Shugar wrote: which autocorrected to "Ok donkey"..
I get these messages from my Missus all the time.
She-aww, she-aww, she always calls me a Donkey.
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"That's my faaaaaa-ther." ![Sheep | [baah]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/sheep.gif)
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While on vacation "wish you were her"!
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while texting a male collegue:
"Lurking forward to sex you tomorrow, let's get some beard and pizza for hat"
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
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else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
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lol that made me giggle a bit. I guess the collegue has since moved teams / departments / state / county?
Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer)
www.simonshugar.co.uk
"If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil
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HobbyProggy wrote: while texting a male collegue:
So you're the one!
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"Getting her is half the fun." -- Mad magazine
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Posting a status on Facebook lately about the noisy wedding party that was going on in the hotel I was staying in, my phone changed "there's a noisy wedding disco going on in the room above mine" to "there's a noisy wedding dick going on in the room above mine"!
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Mine doesn't kick in until 2nd cup of coffee. 
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Him: "Bad news honey. I just got laid. We'll talk when I get home."
Her: "You're damn right we'll talk!"
Him: "LAID OFF!! dammit..."
-NP
Never underestimate the creativity of the end-user.
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No! it never fails. You should stop sending messages to a donkey. 
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I would consider using them, just for that!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I'll just leave this[^] here.
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Quote: A Canadian woman who fell off a horse and awoke with a Scottish accent is now to write a book about how the bizarre accident changed her life.
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Ach, away ye go! Sounds like the Canadian lass is a wee bit off her rocking horse... She'd better just caw canny! I'm sure she's just oot to cause a stooshie!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I can understand foreign accent syndrome.
But using words that she didn't normally use before? I call bullsh*t.
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Me too.
But, who are we to know?
She just claims that she already have Scottish accent even if she haven't been in Scotland after the accident.
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Ah wooldnae hink 'at coz a body faa aff a cuddie talkin' loch a scot makes ye mair interestin', thaur hae bin mony a scotsman fa has fa'en aff a cuddie fa waur considered raither door.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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S Houghtelin wrote: Ah wooldnae hink 'at coz a body faa aff a cuddie talkin' loch a scot makes ye mair interestin', thaur hae bin mony a scotsman fa has fa'en aff a cuddie fa waur considered raither door.
If this is how Scotts talk, so they sound like they are always drunk?
World peace for the Scotts here 
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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kArViD0tnEt wrote: If this is how Scotts talk, so they sound like they are always drunk?
There's a very good reason for that.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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because they are always drunk?
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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kArViD0tnEt wrote: so they sound like they are always drunk?
They don't just sound like it... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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