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The Passion of the Christ ???
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One night in Paris
We're so doomed 
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One night in with Paris.
FTFY.![Rose | [Rose]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
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V. wrote: Now, leave this place or die!
That bit was the landlady of the pub I drank in when I was 17 at closing time.
If you want to know what she looked like then google klondyke kate, although viewer discretion should be applied (SFW BTW).
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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This[^] I found in the news. I think 'goto fail' is the clearst and most understandable code line I have seen in a while.
That reminds me to use goto in a small loop where it can't possibly cause any harm. Ths will give some code Nazi a heart attack and I will have an hour of fun while he tries to find any reason at all why it must be removed. 
Or perhaps I will use ' if(SomeBool == true)' a few times for the same effect. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript.
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One of those damned if it fails and damned if it succeeds lines of code. In this case, failure isn't just an option; it's mandatory.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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What level do you need to be able to use goto in code?
Guess I'm not worthy.
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Somehow I would not think that you spend hours debating over cosmetic code changes which make no difference at all.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript.
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In any language other than Basic I've never used a goto statement.
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You know what it's like, you're there ... it might be because it's the "right day", it might be that you were looking for something specific, it might be because OriginalGriff included the link in some witty repartee (ok I'm stretching here), but...
We've all done it... I hit the "Random" link
It was only amusing until I did the old mouse-hover  then it was PMSL
http://xkcd.com/533/[^]
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What's this[^]?
Did not spend any time sneaking into it, yet. But it seems like there is something in the making, wanna tell us what this something is?
The scariest moment is always just before the Start - Stephen King
Die Frauen warten auf die Liebe, und die Männer warten auf die Frauen - Wolf Wondratschek
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discovered something interesting you have !
'g'
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Interesting things there are. API there is not, yet.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: API there is not, yet.
In the task list, I've seen it.
The scariest moment is always just before the Start - Stephen King
Die Frauen warten auf die Liebe, und die Männer warten auf die Frauen - Wolf Wondratschek
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I wouldn't get too excited. I offered to help (Marc Clifton ???) when he started asking API questions and revealed he was doing a reccie for one. That was 2010.
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So, we need to offer help again.
@Pete-OHanlon I'm on vacation during June, and apart painting the walls of my from there is nothing set up,yet - Let me know if you got something you want to outsource to Switzerland.
The scariest moment is always just before the Start - Stephen King
Die Frauen warten auf die Liebe, und die Männer warten auf die Frauen - Wolf Wondratschek
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Marco Bertschi wrote: to outsource to Switzerland.
This has been getting near illegal, lately 
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Rage wrote: This has been getting near illegal, lately
Talking about the latest vote we had here, eh?
That's gonna be a borderline political discussion, but off we go:
We haven't decided against immigration, and we still take people who are protected by human rights - It doesn't change anything about human rights being respected in Switzerland.
The second thing is that we voted to have quotas for people who come to work in Switzerland, instead of the previous model where anyone who got a job contract was able to immigrate to Switzerland. BUT: The quotas are adjusted once every quarter of a year, to fit the economic needs, so it is basically something overly bureaucratic to hold on with the previous status quo - Nothing changes, except that we *theoretically* are able to close our borders for immigrants. I don't really see a problem with the 2nd point, since the US have a far more restrictive model where companies even need to pay [about 100'000 $ a year, IIRC] per contract they make with someone from abroad.
Third point: I think you don't really need to take your parents, grandparents, brothers, sisters and so on with you if you want to work in Switzerland, Kids & Wife should be enough.
The scariest moment is always just before the Start - Stephen King
Die Frauen warten auf die Liebe, und die Männer warten auf die Frauen - Wolf Wondratschek
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No, that was not my point at all, I meant all the fuss going lately in France about people "outsourcing" their money to Switzerland.
About the vote limiting immigration, I think it was necessary and see no harm. If you look at the figures, Switzerland has been letting more than ten times the people that was planned and could be reasonably handled in the last 15 years, so I understand there definitely was a need of regulation...
This was sold in the media as if people living in France and working in Switzerland had to be afraid of loosing their job, but they are not even concerned by the law that has been passed, or that Switzerland had turned xenophobic overnight, which I kind of doubt . But I guess it gave journalists a few good headlines...
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Rage wrote: No, that was not my point at all, I meant all the fuss going lately in France about people "outsourcing" their money to Switzerland.
Oh. That's an old one, I guess 
Rage wrote: But I guess it gave journalists a few good headlines...
It's always the same fuss going on about immigration decisions 
We had demos by people who are shouting "We are the 49.7%" - Some people never get a realistic view for the things, and most of them are University students who got their parents' money shoven up the a** and never ever had to do actual work. One of them even stated to me that "We wouldn't have that many criminals from abroad if we gave them more money". I'm pretty sure that will work
/rant over
The scariest moment is always just before the Start - Stephen King
Die Frauen warten auf die Liebe, und die Männer warten auf die Frauen - Wolf Wondratschek
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Yep, I'm not getting too excited either. There are some other things that need to be in place before we get an API. I'm working on getting those sorted out first.
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Errr... You are not suppose to see that.
Now someone has to do something to you.
BTW: Interesting discovery!
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Rutvik Dave wrote: Now someone has to do something to you.
Hamster Nr.007 is on his way.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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A man takes his place in the theater, but his seat is too far from the stage.
He whispers to the usher, "This is a mystery, and I have to watch a mystery close up. Get me a better seat, and I'll give you a handsome tip." The usher moves him into the second row, and the man hands the usher a quarter.
The usher looks at the quarter, leans over and whispers, "The wife did it."
/ravi
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I recently graduated with a BS in Information Technology - Network Security emphasis, but I have always enjoyed the courses I took in software development far more than any infrastructure or hardware courses. I would like to enter the industry as an entry level developer but I'm having a hard time since I have little or no commercial experience. Therefore I wonder if anyone in the Code Project community knew of a way I could work on an actual project to gain some skills that I could put on a resume. My current work situation doesn't really allow me to physically be available but I could easily do telecommute type work. Any advice on building some skills and viable experience to put on a resume would be helpful.
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