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Thank you, Bill.
The scariest moment is always just before the Start - Stephen King
Die Frauen warten auf die Liebe, und die Männer warten auf die Frauen - Wolf Wondratschek
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Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Two hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.
Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.
Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.
Question: Among retirees, what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.
Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.
Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!
Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.
Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal ..
Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.
Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.
Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.
QUESTION: What do you do all week?
Answer: Monday through Friday, NOTHING.... Saturday & Sunday, I rest.
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Never thought I would in fact never figured to live beyond 21, didn't figure I'd come back from Viet Nam.
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And I for one am glad that you did. 
/ravi
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Thanks Ravi...me too! 
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Couple of years too young for Viet Nam, but they had me worried.
I keep coming up with new health issues, so ...
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I was healthy and dropped out of school so there was no way to avoid!
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I had two thoughts going there. I was in good health back then, the health relates to me making retirement.
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Quote: He is too polite to tell the whole truth
By the way: "We have a winner!". Congratulations for your article!
Veni, vidi, vici.
modified 4-Mar-14 14:57pm.
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I hope that it will not spoil your retirement if I envy you a bit? A bit only I promise...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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I worked from age 11 to 61 so I paid my dues.
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Don't get me wrong! I didn't mean otherwise! I envy you just that you are already there...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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I started a little later than you, but got kicked out at 61 (with a reasonable severance package). I must say I quite enjoy doing (most) things when I want to, rather than when some damn fool tells me it's needed immediately.
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: I must say I quite enjoy doing (most) things when I want to, rather than when some damn fool tells me it's needed immediately.
Exactly right!
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An awful lot of these would apply to some government workers I know (currently employed, that is--not retired)
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dandy72 wrote: An awful lot of these would apply to some government workers I know (currently employed, that is--not retired)
They're practicing.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
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I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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JimmyRopes wrote: They're practicing.
I never thought of it this way, but my god, you're absolutely right.
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I had a government contract for 5 years (got me through the recession) and witnessed Feds in action, or should I say inaction. 
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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I resemble that!
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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Finally!
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Having no structured time requirements in your life is over-rated, imo. I had basically that for 2 years while I was trying to find an interesting job, and it is way too easy to lose the motivation to do anything at all. That's why lots of people either fail to retire properly (keeping an interest in their previous work), become limited hours contractors, or take up something that is essentially a job replacement that they have to work hard at (DIY, golf, writing, ...) once they retire.
I'm sure the feeling of not having to work to pay the bills, and to be able to pick and choose what work one does and for whom, is wonderful. I'm in a pretty good position in that regard as, although I do need to work for money, I can be fairly choosy about who I work for, and I don't have to work more than 9-5. I wouldn't want to be completely without structure though.
Assuming I, and civilisation as we know it, am still around at 65 I can see myself being a business owner and not really retiring because I'd get bored and demotivated having nothing forcing me to do stuff.
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I've replaced working for; remodeling my sons house, hiking,camping, backpacking, biking, kayaking, I still program doing personal projects and articles for my web site and CP. But I do it at my pace not many dead lines anymore.
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BobJanova wrote: I wouldn't want to be completely without structure
I have structure in my life. When I get up I go for a bicycle ride (one day a long route [20-25 Km] next day a short route [5-6 Km]), when I get home I eat breakfast, I sweep up the around the outside of the house (a lot of flowers and leaves falling off the Mango trees this time of year), take a shower and go out to have lunch at a local place.
After lunch I usually go on the internet for an hour and maybe take a nap if I feel like it. After that I go out and have a few beers, take my dog out for a run (he is an old dog and can't run too fast anymore) and get home for dinner around dark because it is too hot to eat in the afternoon until the sun goes down.
Then I go back on the internet to check my email and maybe do a little programming. Later in the night I watch the English speaking news (Channel News Asia or AlJazeera) and watch a movie or two. Then it is off to bed and when I wake I start the cycle again.
That is about as much structure as I need in my life.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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Its a Facebook Drone [^] 
Steve
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