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Errr... You took that sentimental pill this morning, didn't you? 
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I know for sure I forgot to take my anti-barf pill...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Poor kitten, stumbling upon the hyenas of cynism.
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I think step 5 might lead to a deadlock.
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I assume these thoughts are a consequence of a surge of endorphins in your mind during the first sweet month of marriage; you may need this as an antidote ... when you're ready:Quote: “How we live is so different from how we ought to live that he who studies what ought to be done rather than what is done will learn the way to his downfall rather than to his preservation.”
― Niccolò Machiavelli, The Prince
“The best hope is that one of these days the Ground will get disgusted enough just to walk away ~ leaving people with nothing more to stand ON than what they have so bloody well stood FOR up to now.” Kenneth Patchen, Poet
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whatever...! I am interested in what your recent and influential friend say about 'the philosophy of life'. 
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Kazakhstan best Philosophy!
I will never again mention that Dalek Dave was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel.
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Hah, remember that Niccolò Machiavelli was fired from his position, wrote a book called the Prince on how to govern, but didnt work in politics again. Also funny that he was best know for works that is forgotten today...
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i will read this in installment. too long to read in one go. may be some of them will be useful 
Ravi Khoda
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ravikhoda wrote: may be some of them will be useful
I wouldn't bet on it myself... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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51. Don't post pointless "things to do" lists on the internet.
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Yeah, he should put that as #1 on his to-do list!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I am confused: Should that be in "to-do" list or in "not-to-do" list !!!
Thanks,
Milind
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...and stop there.
I'm surprised it didn't come with "if you don't post this list to 20 of your friends, bad luck will surely follow".
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Rob Grainger wrote: bad luck will surely follow
Definitely![^]
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Now I'm seriously worried
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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52. Never eat yellow snow.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Why not? It tastes like bananas... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Not when I was a kid it didn't... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Ah, but that has changed. You should try again...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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52 - The best things in life are hairy
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Bacon?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Bacon can have hairs on the rind, so qualifies
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Chris Quinn wrote: Bacon can have hairs on the rind
I have only one thing to say to that! ... !
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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You're scary... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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