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Illegal Steriod dealers use government lab to market drugs[^]
Send 'em in, use the results to prove your drugs are good to the punters! OK, it's "only" steroids (which are a class C in the UK, chaps and chapesses, so don't take them unless prescribed) but how long before you get dealers with "kitemark" quality branding for cocaine? 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Quality assured when you're high as a kitemark....
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Obviously they are good at marketing and have excellent business sense, why not make use of a free government service when you have got a chance? We get to pay enough taxes so lets enjoy a bit of return every now and again. 
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Now that the exploit is known, there's a very high probability that the memory leaked will just contain the heartbeat requests data of everyone else trying to hack the system... per adua ad scarier, as they say in black hat land.
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I saw an advert the other day ,can't remember the site, and it said something along the lines of "Heartbleep- Ensure you are protected now" As if you are going to trust a company that can't even get the name right.
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I was reading the latest XKCD What If? OTD[^] and made a big mistake: I followed teh first link.
Took me here: http://www.timecube.com/[^]
Now, I know t'interweb is full of loonies, and I know that many of them are certifiable, and I know that some of them come here.
But...if you wrote that site, please, let me know who you are - because you have an appointment with the Men with the Special Jacket and a bouncy walled room...
How does anyone that disassociated from reality function sufficiently in society to be able to create a website, even that bad a web site? 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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For a start I'm on a tablet, I had to hold it at arms length to read the bloody thing.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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chriselst wrote: For a start I'm on a tablet
I would hope your Doctor has you on more than one tablet.
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I'm hoping the website author is on a couple of dozen...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Well, pot is legal in some American states, so I guess that will work wonders?
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hey, don't blame that on pot. it doesn't cause THAT much brain damage.
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It's not THAT bad... If you zoom out as much as you can the text is getting near a size that doesn't strain the eyes THAT much. And you don't see that horrible background image anymore either
Besides, what is the text about? I don't understand anything in it... (maybe it's the lack of verbs in it, maybe it's just BS, I don't know..) 
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That's so insane I just don't even understand it.
So I looked it up on wikipedia[^] .. I still don't understand wtf he's trying to say.
In a single rotation of the Earth sphere, each Time corner point rotates through the other 3-corner Time points, thus creating 16 corners, 96 hours and 4-simultaneous 24-hour Days within a single rotation of Earth 
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harold aptroot wrote: I still don't understand wtf he's trying to say.
Makes two of us - and I think it's probably a good sign not to understand a word of it...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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harold aptroot wrote: In a single rotation of the Earth sphere, each Time corner point rotates through the other 3-corner Time points, thus creating 16 corners, 96 hours and 4-simultaneous 24-hour Days within a single rotation of Earth
There is some twisted logic in that. But mostly it is just babble. 
No more Mister Nice Guy... >: |
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It does make sense if you yourself lived in the 19th dimension. It's so much easier to see from that perspective.
I'm not a programmer but I play one at the office
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No... entities in 19th dimension live beyond so ordinary things like sense, understanding and perspective.
No more Mister Nice Guy... >: |
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Possibly computer generated, like the nonsense science papers?
A computer on peyote?
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Well, it sort of looks like that, but wikipedia claims they're genuine human ravings
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And I thought I was Mad 
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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No, you're just SoMad - he's CompletelyBarkingMad.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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And then some . I imagine him as one of those people that walk around in a crowded city, arguing with himself  .
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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I once saw an old lady in a care home having an animated conversation with a coat rack...and pasuing to listen to what it was saying...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Yeah, that sounds bad. Although, I do the same thing with my dogs
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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My Mater had Parkinsons and her meds were LSD related.
She used to save them up and take a big hit if she needed to be mobile for a while.
as well as having quite lucid conversations with imaginary people (and being somehow aware that they weren't real at the same time) she also used to hallucinate quite dramatically at times.
She had to stop with the practice when she screeched to a halt in the middle of the street (she was still driving at the time) and sprinted out of the car as she had 'seen' a giant meteor hurtling toward the ground.
The cop that came to check on her, after they traced her address from the car rego, was very understanding! Brought the car home for her, and suggested, nicely, that she maybe wanted to think about not driving any more!
She used to say "ehh Maxxx, I'm getting as mad as your Dad"
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