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You ain't kidding.
Try getting your old installation keys from them. That's quite an adventure.
"And you can upgrade for only...."
"No thanks. My version does every single thing I ever want it to do."
"But you can no longer get support for that..."
"Don't care. Don't need it."
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Keys are not support?
Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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I just had to add the sound track!
  http://youtu.be/J87aXcfnAcM[^]
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At least you are covered by being the madhatter (It is self explanatory) 
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My favorite part of the video is that ambulances show up instead of police cars.
It's like they've handled this sort of thing before.
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<mr. miyagi="" voice=""> What has been seen, cannot be unseen.
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Stupid idiot what I are, I only just went and got me some work.
The only problem [for me] is that it's an overseas company [legit before anyone starts] and they will pay me gross. Actually I think that should read "obscenely".
So now I have to deal with Ian Land-Revenue on my own. Last time I said I didn't want to join his stupid club, but he does seem set on making me pay. So what is best bet for dealing with the Revenoo without setting up a company? Any hints, tips or Swiss Accounts would be greatly appreciated.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Any hints, tips or Swiss Accounts would be greatly appreciated.
That will cost you 10% of the "obscenity".
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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It's a better deal than Liz's Boys. I generally have never had a problem with tax because I never saw the gross, just the net. However, when I have to pay the bloody stuff myself I get miffed; vexed even.
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Slightly related : I employ a nurse(?) to look after the kids after school when Ms.RaGE and I are at work -> This is one hell of bureaucracy,let alone figuring out which taxes should be paid to whom... And we are talking about employing ONE person with the EASIEST contracting you could imagine.
No wonder small companies think twice before hiring...
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Rage wrote: nurse(?)
Nanny. I'm sure you meant to say Nanny.
I will never again mention that Dalek Dave was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel.
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Simplest way is to register as self employed, and pay your weekly stamp - it's a couple of quid a week, payable monthly.
At the end of the year, you will get a Tax return to fill in, which is pretty easy to do yourself, or you can pay an accountant to save you a fair amount. You then send the return in, and follow it with the large chunk of moolah they will demand.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I was with you right up to me paying something. 
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I know that feeling!
Two solutions I can see:
1) Become an MP - they don't appear to pay for anything.
2) Change your name to "Google Amazon Starbucks" and hope the tax man gets confused.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Quote: Can you guess which is a Tory supporter?
Nick Clegg!
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Um...that's a difficult one. Is it the Prime Minister?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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If you take them out for a fancy lunch then I believe you don't have to pay.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Swiss Accounts would be greatly appreciated.
You can use mine, I'll only charge 25% of what gets transmitted to it
I will never again mention that Dalek Dave was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel.
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First ![^]
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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My offer is that the account is also held by a Swiss, which makes it much cooler (and probably less... obvious to tax accountants).
I will never again mention that Dalek Dave was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel.
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But I am cheaper. This beats it all.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Stupid idiot what that I are am, I only just went and got me myself some work.
No problem. I fixed it for you. 
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When a joke needs explaining, it is always improved. 
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