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Ronnie Corbett: L.O.
Ronnie Barker: L.O.
Ronnie Corbett: R.U.B.C?
Ronnie Barker: S.V.R.B.C.
Various Characters: [enter waitress carrying a large ham on a silver salver] L.O.
Ronnie Barker: L.O.
Ronnie Corbett: L.O.
[exit waitress into kitchen]
Ronnie Corbett: F.U.N.E.X?
Ronnie Barker: S.V.F.X.
Ronnie Corbett: F.U.N.E.M?
Ronnie Barker: 9.
Ronnie Corbett: I.F.C.D.M.
Ronnie Barker: [insistently] V.F.N.10.E.M.
Various Characters: [enter waitress from kitchen still carrying the ham] A. V.F.M.
Ronnie Corbett: R.
Ronnie Corbett: O.
Various Characters: C. D.M.
[exit waitress into kitchen]
Ronnie Barker: O.S. V.F.M.
Ronnie Corbett: O.K. M.N.X.
Ronnie Barker: M.N.X.
Ronnie Corbett: F.U.N.E.T?
Ronnie Barker: 1 T.
Ronnie Corbett: 1 T.
Ronnie Barker: O.K. M.X.N.T.
[he finishes writing it on his pad with a flourish and calls at the kitchen door]
Ronnie Barker: M.X.N.T.4.1.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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I'm so glad I don't understand what any of this means.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Hello
Hello
Are you Busy?
Yes, We are Busy.
etc
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Ya, I already knew you were insane. Thanks.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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"Four candles" was very clever too.
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Good feeling, isn't it?
Shocked the heck out of me the first time...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Yeah, it's unbelievable what money can buy you... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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To make it better - you are also on the top of 'Latest Best Picks'...and that last longer than 'Featured Article'! 
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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I've seen that, but my Git article was there for a few days, too so I'm kinda used to it 
I will never again mention that Dalek Dave was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel.
How to ask a question
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...latest statement says they have nothing to go on. 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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There is just a large hole in the floor which they are looking in to.
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Bedfordshire announced tonight that they wish to interview a man wearing high heels and frilly knickers, but the Chief Constable said they must wear their normal uniforms.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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In an emergency they can still make use of the hole, plenty enough places in the world where a hole is quite customary. 
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Maybe the crook left a paper trail.
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MehGerbil wrote: Maybe the crook left a paper trail.
 Let's hope not.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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If one goes off it could spell disaster... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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+5 for appropriate use of the joke icon.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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It doesn't really matter. Everybody around here knows that I have nothing serious to contribute... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Quote: It doesn't really matter.
Fine. I take back the +5 then. See if I care.
By the way, a cat for profile picture? That's more of a giveaway than the actual content of your posts. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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So Griff is more serious because he's got a hippie dog with sunglasses? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I can't name any regular Lounge posters who are serious.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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So we can ignore your opinion on this as you're not being serious?
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