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OK, using existing film titles, turn them into Star Wars Films...
Leah Cake
The Dark Side of the Force Ten from Navarone
Rear Windu
One Flew Over the Wookies Nest
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Carry On Star Wars?
Snakes on an X-Wing?
My Little Death Star?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Tuskan Raiders of the Lost Ark
Jawas
Cool Metal Hand, Luke!
Finding Lando
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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OriginalGriff wrote: Carry On Star Wars?
OMG OMG, take my money already!
Kenneth Williams (The Emperor): Luke, join the dark side, then your training will be com-plete. Go-on, you having a laugh aren't you?
Sid James: Hahahaha, I always fancy a bit on the dark side. Hahahaha
Babs Windsor (Leia): I've always though you were more interested in a bit of how's your father?
Bernard Breslaw (Vader): I'm fine actually.
It writes itself....
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I want you writing the script for Episode 8!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Star Wars, Episode VII: Everything is Awesome! 
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Ooo! Oooo! I know the theme tune![^]
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Stop it!
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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I can't.
Once it enters your ear, the only way to get it out is alcohol.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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So drink!
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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And now it's stuck in my head again.... Star Wars:Lego Version
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Star Wars has a long and veritable history of trying to throw people off the scent by using false titles. The original Star Wars was originally known as "Adventures of Luke Starkiller, As Taken From the Journal of the Whills, Saga 1"
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Quote: 8 years of college and can't program?
I would expect that someone who takes 8 years to get through college can barely tie their own shoes.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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People always ask why I wear loafers. 
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GrumbleDuke wrote: What are shoes?
Ah, I see you went to community college.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Unless, of course, you are putting yourself through school and only able to afford to go part-time.
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newton.saber wrote: 8 years
I went to college too, but it took me only 2 years to finish...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: but it took me only 2 years to finish...
Being kicked out and permanently banned from an university does not count. 
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College?! Not university... 
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: College?! Not university
Do those have a different meaning where you are at?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Yes. Definitely. Around here universities (5 or 6) are for theory and colleges (100) is much for learning how to do things de-facto...
Also a year in college cost about twice the price of a year in university. The final degree is the same (BA) but the real content is very different.
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Hm. In the US they are interchangeable. Interesting.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Just to understand how colleges are rule here - in my crew (12) no one went to university...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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