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Collin Jasnoch wrote: Any one know where a downloadable PDF of this[^] is?
Right click, Print, choose a PDF printer. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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The EF version on codeplex is under Apache 2.0. So maybe that's what you need.
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I created one for you. Download it here[^].
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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There's a license?! 
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Grown man threaten to leave because not enough fuss was made of his Birthday. He's 31 FFS. He earns more in one week (£200,000) than I do in a year or even 4 years. Yet despite giving him a cake, and singing him Happy Birthday, this was not enough to please him and now he is upset.
In the real world your Boss doesn't give a poo when your Birthday is, and even if he did, you still have to bring in your own cakes. If my Boss paid me 200,000k a week he could forget my name for all I care.
For those of you that don't know what I'm on about here's the context[^]
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Blue Waffler wrote: Grown man
but not adult apparently...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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To be fair, he does have to work in Manchester so he deserves the danger money.
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If I was hanging out with other millionaires and they celebrated my birthday with a freakin' cake I'd go get wasted and wrap by Mercedes around a light pole. Really, that sort of response is millionaire 101. Get it right next time.
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He was probably expecting oil wells.
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Blue Waffler wrote: Grown man child threaten to leave because not enough fuss was made of his Birthday
FTFY
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Together with those wages, it just goes to show he is indeed a total Banker.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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(C = childish...  )
I woke up this morning to find a lion in my wardrobe.
"What are you doing in there" I asked.
The lion replied: "Narnia business".
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That's actually raised a smile
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Witch book did you get that from?
I guess you expect us to faun over you now...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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The Lion, the witch and the wardrobe?
Ooopss. Sorry. I thought it's MQOTD. 
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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A magician worked on a cruise ship.
The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.
There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the Magician did every trick.
Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show, "Look, It’s not the same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" Or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the Captain's' parrot.
Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank, drowning almost all who were on board.
The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea, as fate would have it ... With the parrot.
They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word.
This went on for a day... And then 2 days. And then 3 days. Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and said....
"OK, I give up. Where's the damn ship?"
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Veni, vidi, vici.
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Old, but funny.
First told after the Titanic sunk I believe.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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I forgot to add that Leslie Nielsen was the magician and the cruise ship was the Titanic! 
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> The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.
[...]
> the cruise ship was the Titanic!
Something does not compute.
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A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife.
Husband: I lost my wife, she went shopping hasn't come back yet.
Inspector: What is her height?
Husband: I never checked.
Inspector: Slim or healthy?
Husband: Not slim, she can be healthy.
Inspector: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Inspector: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes according to season.
Inspector: What was she wearing?
Husband: Not sure. It may have been a dress or maybe a suit.
Inspector: Was she driving?
Husband: Yes.
Inspector: Tell me the type color of the car ?
Husband: A black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. It has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions. It has a very thin scratch on the front left door.….and then the husband started crying...
Inspector: Don't worry sir,... . .We will find your car.
PS. If Leslie Nielsen was the Inspector, I apologize.
PPS. The husband is not JSOP!![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
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JSOP likes Merican muscle cars, not something with a little class like an Audi
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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If the gal at the service center is cute, buy an Audi.
You'll be on a first name basis with her within a year.
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