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What you do in the privacy of your own home...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Quote: What you do in the privacy of your own home...
we want pictures of. No wait... 
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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So they can hide in the strawberry patch.
Have you ever seen an elephant in the strawberry patch?
No.
Great disguise, isn't it?
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Don't mention parrots, there are usually chicken chilling out nearby somewhere...
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What's brown and sticky? A stick
What's smelly, brown and sounds like a bell? Dung
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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DeathByChocolate wrote: over excited!
Take a cold shower.
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Two trucks loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus collided as they left a New York publishing house last Thursday, according to the Associated Press.
Witnesses were aghast, amazed, astonished, astounded, bemused, benumbed, bewildered, confounded, confused, dazed, dazzled, disconcerted, disoriented, dumbstruck, electrified, flabbergasted, horrified, immobilized, incredulous, nonplussed, overwhelmed, paralyzed, perplexed, scared, shocked, startled, stunned, stupefied, surprised, taken aback, traumatized, upset.
PS. One or both of the trucks may have been driven by Leslie Nielsen.
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This is the kind of joke which are easier to write than to tell.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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It was a joke?!
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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I am amazed, astounded, bewildered, boggled, confounded, dazed, dumbfounded, flabbergasted, overwhelmed, shocked, stunned, stupefied, floored, staggered, blown away that you did not get it.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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You anticipated, expected, foresaw, predicted, prepared for, assumed that he would find it funny?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Thank god you weren't disconcerted, disoriented, dumbstruck, electrified, immobilized or paralyzed... 
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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Simply; He wasn't in New York when it happened
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Or he was in the truck.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Leslie Nielsen also asked me if there is another word for thesaurus? 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Is it Friday yet? 
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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Of course there is ![^]
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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I checked the link ...
"onomasticon" ...  sounds like someone who chews their food with a single tooth! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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In this part of the world, what we lack in teeth we make up for in fingers!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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This is a note, not a word.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Tut tut ...
Rage wrote: This is a note number, not a word.
FTFY!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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