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Come on, Carlo, you are not 18 anymore.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Right, but: "Inside I'm young and pretty" 
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Six years. Just in time to retire
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For those who don't read this msg, nor affirm having done such, I promise* you will live for ever.
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*Participants must print and sign affirming they have read this msg in its entirety.
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I see what you did there!! 
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Eight years to go - plenty of time for Last Call.
Will Rogers never met me.
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The information used to provide years left on someone's life is based on incomplete data
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Do you really believe that software? 
If you play around with settings, you can gain some yersa => change your livestyle
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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I won't believe it! 13 more years to put up with. It's enough to make you wish you were dead!
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The problem isnt getting old, but stay healthy and live well and in peace. 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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Wow, if I eat more fatty foods, stop all my exercise, I lose 6 years,
gives me 23 left. I have to work for about 8 more, and I have enough money
to last 10 after that. Maybe if I drop the veggies...
Thanks... Best retirement planning tool EVER!
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Bit of a problem here, I'm 59 and male, but my liver is only 43 and female.
So splitting the difference between 75 and 90 gives me 82.5, which would give me 23.5 years to go.
Not considering future bioprinting of other replacement parts and cyborg enhancements I'll no doubt opt for.
Psychosis at 10
Film at 11
Those who do not remember the past, are doomed to repeat it.
Those who do not remember the past, cannot build upon it.
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Well, it looks that awaits me a long and fulfilling life... time to buy some cigarettes!
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Dearest Mrs Wife, for reasons she alone comprehends, bought a piano. No one plays, but she's decided that she wants one.
So the piano was bought and we collected it yesterday with the help of a very clever piano moving man. But no, it is not a piano, it is a pianola - a self playing piano. The sellers did not know it was a pianola and once we got it home we found, inside the case, two dozen rolls of music. The mechanism doesn't seem to work, but it may just be that I don't know hos it is supposed to operate. Brute force and ignorance will not suffice.
So now I need to find someone who can help me work out how the elephant this thing works. I think it will be quite fun to get the mechanism sorted out and serviced.
In the mean time, it's back to 20 Tunes for Little Hands for me.
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How old is this thing? I thought they stopped producing self playing pianos the moment they invented recording, around 1920'ich...
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We have no idea when it was made, but it is lovely.
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You could - and probably should - use a professional[^] as I kinda doubt there will be a Haynes Book of Lies for that specific model! 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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My wife 'bought' a piano (upright) last year, it was free to collector, despite us having absolutely no room in the house and no way of moving it. It was in the village so her idea was for me to push it back to our house.
Fortunately this was the day before my car accident so I was unable to go and get it and she had to let someone else have it.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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chriselst wrote: Fortunately this was the day before my car accident so I was unable to go
 ... because you needed to rest and prepare for your forth coming 'accident'?
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Shouldn't you be off eating chocolate somewhere?
clickity[^]
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Oh, niceeee. And don't forget that the best meal with the Beer is Pizza!
And please, pretty please pictures afterwards
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Argonia wrote: And please, pretty please pictures afterwards
That will be a a picture of an empty glass and an empty plate!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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