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Now with atoms only found in hyperspace, and sunglasses with a living projector filter 
I'll bet there's a lot of things they never thought of 
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A vegetable IS an organism
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Not only that, but...is it good for vegetarians to go round killing living organisms by the millions just to get a glass of water?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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You should also get a fart filter; in case you gas some poor animals to death;)
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I save all of them for gassing the bed-badgers!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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No I use them to mask out the bed-skunk smell
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We don't have bed-skunks, just bed-badgers.
They nest in mattresses, and are attracted to the smell of alcohol. They kick your head vigorously to knock you unconscious, steal all your money, and use your mouth as a toilet.
Which explains how you feel in the morning...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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They used to allow smoking inside the Pub's, which definitely felt like a skunk party had taken place the day after. As for hangovers, I never got them... 
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I've got it! 'Vegetarian Intestinal Cleanser' VIC for short, a (vegetarian friendly) extra strength sodium hypochlorite solution to rid yourself of all those pesky internal microbes! only 2 payments of $19.99 act now supplies are limited. Only one dose per lifetime!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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You're going to send them something completely rubbish thing that is in reality a kill yourself manual; because thats the only way to not hurt any animals. How about driven to you in a car that doesn't kill ants
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They deserve EVERY SINGLE PENNY they can squeeze out of those hipster doofuses (doofi? doofae?)
Good on them.
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"Doofii" is the correct plural I believe.[^]
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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On my MSDN subscription I got plenty of edition of SqlServer 2014.
Including the little know developer edition.
Basically I would like the minimal edition with SqlServer Management inside! Would the "Developer" edition do?
It's not very clear... 
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Developer edition is single-user edition but with all the features you can get - so you can develop with it any application but can not use it in real-life environment...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Does it include Sql Management Studio?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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SQL Server 2014 Developer edition lets developers build any kind of application on top of SQL Server. It includes all the functionality of Enterprise edition, but is licensed for use as a development and test system, not as a production server. SQL Server Developer is an ideal choice for people who build and test applications. For feature list of every edition (development edition is not listed as it is the same as enterprise): http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/cc645993.aspx#Mgmt_tools[^]
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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I just looked at that, and it the first time I've seen that used in anger. Maximum database size 524PB.
524E15 bytes per database... 
Now, I like to think I've got a bit of disk space here: about 13 or 14TB of HDD lurking around my house.
But that's just 0.0027% of the maximum capacity of SQL server...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Now that for a single instance. You can install up to 50 instances on the same server and using partitioning across different servers you can get a 50*524 PB sized table! Big data or no?
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Big indeed.
But in ten years time, that will be the recommended disk space for a Visual Studio 2024 installation...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Super Lloyd wrote: Basically I would like the minimal edition with SqlServer Management inside!
Would the "Developer" edition do?
Yes, Developer edition comes with Managment studio, it's the same as Enterprise edition. However, you can only install it on a client OS (as far as I know it wont let you install on a server OS).
Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.
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Not exactly. You can install it anywhere, but it's a single-user/single-connection database...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Developer Edition can be installed on server OS. I have 2008 Developer Edition running on Server '08 here. Not having a MSDN, I had to buy it for $50 I think. When I do move to a newer version, I think I will just use the Express version instead as it does everything I need for free. 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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.... terrible!
I dunno about you! But I live in Australia, got MSDN subscription, download is slow... and, worse, it sometimes fails!
(At 95% of 3GB ISO for Windows 8.1, argh.....)
They used to have a download manager, what happened to it?! 
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I just downloaded Windows 8.1 with Update and Visual Studio - because I lost the iso's somewhere and it all completed in less than 20 mins - no complaints.
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