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The NHS has revealed plans to scrap traditional anti-bacterial drugs and instead replace them with generous measures of gin.
I did this years ago!
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And you haven't been ill sober since... 
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Liver ?, nice with onions...
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Better with some fava beans and a nice chianti!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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I wood half thunked that Mr Grandma-Nasty wood no its Chianti
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Ahh! morning doctor 
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Quote: I did this years ago!
Indeed they used anti-bacterials due to the lack of gin.
THESE PEOPLE REALLY BOTHER ME!! How can they know what you should do without knowing what you want done?!?!
-- C++ FQA Lite
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Sure, but you didn't have to go through endless committee meetings.
Not so daft, these politicians.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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"Bowled duck and stumped the leg side, square point gets a separate youth leader leading to tax difficulties?"(6,3,5)
Off you go then.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: Bowled - B
duck - O
stumped - ST
the leg side - ON
square - T*
point - E
gets a - A
separate - PART
youth leader - Y
leading to tax difficulties? - BOSTON TEA PARTY
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Well Done
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Obscurum per obscurius.
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The Dilbert view[^]
Sums it up about perfectly!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Yeah, we need a food picture section here on CP...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I dont want to see pictures of BACON, I just want them..
DAMN! now I want a bacon sandwich 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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I want a bacon milkshake[^] 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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And I had Bacon for lunch! 
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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I'm saving something to eat now, can you tell what it is yet?
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Gin ice lollies?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Never drink on an empty stomach. So I'm filling up with something... :mmm:
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Ahm, water?
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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I'm gonna answer Bacon. It's at the tip of my tongue. 
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Good - now slide it back so you get the full taste, then chew.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I did. I have to conserve Bacon.
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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