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Being shared on my Facebook feed at the moment is a missing persons plea from someone in the town nearest to where I live;
Missing since..., last seen at..., wearing a camouflage jacket...
Hang on, are you sure he's actually missing, not just stood in the garden and you cannot see him or something?
Must. Not. Comment.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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chriselst wrote: Must. Not. Comment.
Why not? I know I couldn't resist commenting on that one.
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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chriselst wrote: Being shared on my Facebook
Lots of people with the same name up there.
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What will the Rolfaroo find in his pouch tonight?
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Perhaps he'll be playing his didgeridoo, Sport?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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He should get an extra ten years added on just for two little boys.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Well, at the age of 84, any length of time will probably be Life.
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Rolf Harris[^]
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Wow. It seems like UK TV stars may be kept away from children.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Sings -
#Tie me kangaroo down sport! ... #
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He will learn to fear those words at 3am in his shared cell 'Do you know what it is yet ?'
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It takes a real evil genius to assault a girl in Leigh Park while he's filming a show in Australia.
I reckon people just wish that they could imprison Jacko or Saville, so are using him to partially fulfill that need.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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http://www.dilbert.com/2014-07-04/[^]
Sure, that's one theory... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Class 
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Tickled my funny bone though! (More than many of his do)
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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At least, it ain't no sunshine.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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But still it's a lovely day.
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Ain't no sunshine... I kinda relate to that.
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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As my Chinese friend says
"Lady Luck brings added income today. Lady friend takes it away tonight."
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P0mpey3 wrote: PayDay!!!!
For July? that was first
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I get paid every two weeks, no luck about it! 
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You missed the 'added income'. Today should be the first day I see my payrise for a recent promotion.
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