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I think you should give your wife her pants back.
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Any relationship based on who wears the pants is bound to fail. It's not wearing pants that is the key.
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These may have been written specifically for some of the Q&A posters.
Warning Labels[^]
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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One message "You could be a winner! No purchase nesessary. Details inside." is not as stupid as it may seem. If you have to buy something to win [a product, a ticket, a politician] then it stops being being a straight competition and becomes gambling and as you know gambling 'is bad'.
IIRC this method was first used in the Merca but has spread over here as well.
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You are correct, more here [^]
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Peanuts aren't nuts, so the label is valid. Technically, peanuts are legumes.
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Wise words master. I endeavour to offer peanuts to anyone claiming a nut allergy.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I endeavour to offer peanuts to anyone claiming a nut allergy.
Whilst adding Tomatoes to your Fruit Salad? 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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We had a melon salad on Sunday - Melon, Toms, Cucumber, Goats Cheese - and it was damned good.
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I read that as...
"Melon, Toms, Cucumber, Goats, Cheese - and it was damned good."
I needed to read it again to realize it wasn't goats and cheese. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I guess the Moroccan Lamb I made could have been done with goat. *Vilmos thunks*
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A co-worker is allergic to tree nuts, not ground nuts (such as peanuts),
So, there IS a significant difference...
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No, the warning is correct. Peanuts are legumes[^], not nuts. If there were only peanuts, the warning would not be needed.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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I had a packet of Walnuts and Almonds with the disclaimer:
May contain sunflower seeds. 
You can go sleep at home tonight if you can get up and walk away
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Walkers Crisps should put a "may contain Crisps" warning on their packets.
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They do seem to be getting rather light and empty, don't they?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Code Project Lounge: May contain nuts
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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I think I'll have that put on a belt buckle...
Will Rogers never met me.
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I thought this was going to be a thread about CodeProject...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Simon Lee Shugar wrote: "Warning: May contain nuts".
Would that politically correct.
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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... if not, what other animal goes click(coin)(coin)click click[^]...
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Now you see why I didn't ask in QA!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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He wouldn't if he had any grapes.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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But to where?
Let's see who can work it out... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Quick, to the 'Abuse Button' Robin!
--or--
Every time you vote for OG a puppy dies. You don't hate puppies do you? :sadFace:
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