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A passing fling with Frontpage I'm pretty sure!
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<meta name="GENERATOR" content="Microsoft FrontPage 4.0">
According to Wikipedia[^], there wasn't a version 4.0 - it jumped straight from v3 to v9. The most likely candidate would be FP2000, which means it's only 14 years out of date. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Sounds about right! 
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I think that might be your first Todo: get them to take you off that page, I wouldn't want that holding me back in Job interviews .
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Worst website design I've ever seen.
Seriously. 
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I'm not a web guy, I had nothing to do with it, honestly!
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Turned up where, exactly? At t'pub?
Assuming you're not too strapped for cash for a bit, take a few days and experiment with different ways to get drunk. Post while under the influence.
Build and fly your own kite.
Randomly up-vote every post by some CP user, while replying negatively to their posts.
Create a sock puppet account and post Q&A questions designed to elicit responses from 'he who must not be named'
Visit the supermarket and drop boxes (BIG boxes) of condoms in random shopper's trolley's.
Phone in on your local radio station and try to get the word 'florid' into the conversation.
Travel by bus.
On public transport, hum the theme from "The Magic Roundabout" to yourself.
Try to give five pounds to a (non-homeless) random stranger. If they accept it ask them for your change.
Wear a long raincoat and go to your local playground. smile at everyone.
Go to the police station (the previous act may help!) and tell them you wish to report a crime - a girl has stolen your heart.
Sign on for unemployment benefit.
Advertise your children for sale on eBay.
Go to the cinema without checking what movie is on. Watch it all the way through. At the end, stand up and applaud.
Look up Jehovah's witnesses in the phone book. Call and ask to make an appointment for them to call round. invite them in, then go out.
Paint your toenails.
Grow a moustache and record a selfie every day while it grows.
Plant some cleome in your front garden, or in pots on the window sill. Add a decorative hookah for extra effect.
Buy a hat and wear it.
Get a T-Shirt made saying "Will work for money"
make a list of things to do.
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Quote: Travel by bus.
On public transport, hum the theme from "The Magic Roundabout" to yourself.
Done both!
Quote: Advertise your children for sale on eBay.
No kids (that I know of)
Quote: Build and fly your own kite.
Did that on Sunday! Quote:
Wear a long raincoat and go to your local playground. smile at everyone.
I do have a long rain coat, might have to give that a go! 
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glennPattonPUB wrote: No kids (that I know of)
Maxxx wrote: Advertise your Buy Some children for sale on eBay.
Fixed!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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"Paint you toe nails"
Finished a bottle of Bourbon and got the typex out took an age to clean my glasses enough to see 
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Visit HR. Pass wind. Done.
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Just thinking there are probably safer places to plant your flag, than that part o the planet
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What Luton?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Yes, but they all have governments and their own flags
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It's only temporary - cram some ladies in there so it looks like they always had 'em, then dump 'em if they get re-elected.
Cynical load of old b*ll*cks if you ask me.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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It is, and education has been mismanaged at least since I was at school by ministers of various political persuasions.
But Gove was a particularly 'orrible incumbent and his removal cause for celebration.
There is an excellent letter from a primary school to its pupils that has gone viral today which sums up exactly what those in charge of education do not understand about it.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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This is a retrograde step.
The perception will be that these chicks only got the job because they own a vagina, not because they are experienced or qualified.
Positive discrimination is part of the political correctness cancer that is destroying our society.
Never mind that the guy cannot do the job, he ticks the right boxes.
Madness.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Esther McVey is the stand-out one for me. Her only discernible attribute AFAICT was that she was mildly-photogenic enough to have had a TV career. About 20 years ago. I've yet to hear her speak as a politician and spout anything other than unthinking rhetoric. Plus a Scouse Tory sticks in my craw more than I care to admit.
Sorry to see Ken Clarke go - one of the few I actually liked.
They're losing some big-hitters with seemingly no-one to replace them, at least we can take heart that the left-overs & newbies are now no longer interested in running the country, but in the business of getting re-elected.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Glad to see Ken Clark go.
Soft, Wet, Leftist, Pro EU.
He should have joined the Labour Party and been done with it.
We need more from the right, like May and Hammond, Gove and Michael Fallon.
These are the one's needed to protect us from the Commies in the LimpDumbs.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: We need more from the right, like May and Hammond, Gove and Michael Fallon.
I agree - the more toxic the party becomes, the less likely it is to be elected.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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repeating the same mistake and expecting a different result is often referred to as a sign of madness, yet labour still gets votes? does not bode well for the mental health of the country
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Following that logic, the sane thing to do is to ask the Germans over to run our country. The UK hasn't been properly governed since the 60s AFAICT, whereas Germany just goes from strength to strength.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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