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Cubby Checker wins lawsuit and Twists his hips. 
Sorry I'll get my coat!
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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The app author may ask for his app to be restored as "Free Willy".
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The app's approach using the shoe size for calculating is interesting. We don't need the latest IPhone anymore
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Here I am, sitting in the car with three kids for the past half hour, because yhe wife had to run into the dollar store to grab two things. She needed balloons ang goody bags for our daugjtets birthday party. Why does a quick dash into the store always have to take soooo loooooooooong?
Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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Cell phone keyboards suck
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There's a mall in Barcelona that my wife enjoys a lot (it's like a palace inside).
In male restrooms there are some adverts on top of the urinals that explain there's the male parking were beers can be bought, TV's, consoles and other fun things can be used for free so meanwhile your wife is buying you can at least have a good time.
Never been there, but I've always found it funny.
modified 25-Jul-14 2:11am.
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Joan Murt wrote: beers
Joan Murt wrote: for free
Sounds like paradise. Can't be true.
Joan Murt wrote: Never been there,
Why not?!?
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PJ Arends wrote: Sounds like paradise. Can't be true.
It is not true, my fault writing it...
I guess this answers your question... 
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Are you implying that there is the possibility that a woman can shop for short amount of time? 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Wishful thinking; I know.
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Unless you're in Barcelona.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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I like the 3 dollar monster water guns, have to inspect them for defects that can take a few minutes... I just assume everyone does the same.
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Blinders and a list next time.
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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Yeah right!
You must be married too.
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PJ Arends wrote: You must be married too.
No but now you know why.
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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The trick is to go in with her, and then complain that she's taking too long. That'll shave off at least 20-30% of your wait time.
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Been there done that. Did I mention the part about three kids? Easier to control them in the confines of the car then letting them loose in what amounts to a giant candy/toy store.
But she was out of there in a mere hour after spending 8 dollars.
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PJ Arends wrote: she was out of there in a mere hour after spending 8 dollars
Ah, typical! An hour (in a dollar store) is usually anything between 5-10 bucks. Standard wife-pattern.
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Take her to a MehGerbil flick.
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I've been doing this computing lark for quite a long time and still like to get my hands dirty crafting beautifully manicured code.
What I don't do, nor do I recall ever having to do, is create a custom sort algorithm. I don't think I could without looking it up; oh, I know what many of them are called and recall, vaguely, the workings but I doubt I could articulate any of them without looking it up first.
There are probably many other 'skills' I learnt in the dim and distant past but have now forgotten due to lack of use (like Visual Basic ).
What did you learn and never get around to using or, in fact, ever need to use?
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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Java?
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