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Well get off the internet! We don't want your virus! 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Um... That's... Not mine.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Why, did you already give it away? 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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It belongs to someone else, it was there already.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Let's hope they don't share it.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Don't forget your ammo and zombie knocker
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Sorted. 
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Since ebola is spread through fluid contact, all you have to do is shoot at them from a little bit further way.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I was gonna code this class before I got vi.
I could have saved and it would have parsed but I got vi.
My source files are all corrupted, and I know why.
Because I got vi, because I got vi, because I got vi.
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It only took you 14 years to come up with that? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Yes - 6 months coming up with it, 13 years and six months trying to close the file I was working on in order to post it.
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 I swear every single time I use vi I have to look up the darn commands! How do people use that thing!?
(only time I use it is when I have to... when I ssh into something or another, vi gets the job done)
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Pity he didn't know how to pronounce vi then.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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I literally know exactly 1 command in 6:
<esc>:wq!
The only one I need.
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They can also be used seperately
...aaand that's everything I know about Vi
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You managed to create source files to corrupt?! I'm impressed you managed to get beyond swearing at the now unusable shell window and killing it externally. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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It took me a while to remember, boy it was one and half decades ago
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It's not that nice
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Every day I am forced to add another name to the list of people who annoy me.
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No you're not. It's a choice. Choose not to.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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And what are you going to do with this little list? 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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