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P0mpeyBoy30-Jul-14 22:00

P0mpeyBoy

30-Jul-14 22:00

I was so sure he was going to sign for one of the Spanish clubs.

HobbyProggy30-Jul-14 22:06

HobbyProggy

30-Jul-14 22:06

Two ways of replying to this:

1: Good God, someone finally tries to find a cure $Shucks | :-\$
2: Viruses are made to kill, if you can't resist it it's just natural selection D'Oh! | :doh:

Both are equally Mad | :mad:

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OriginalGriff30-Jul-14 22:13

OriginalGriff

30-Jul-14 22:13

Yes, but the UK is fully prepared for it - the Govmint says so: Ebola outbreak: Britain has expertise to cope, say ministers[^]

Mind you, the NHS can't cope properly with a Friday night in Luton, so I suspect he is telling porkie-pies myself...

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Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

Bergholt Stuttley Johnson30-Jul-14 22:26

30-Jul-14 22:26

hell Ebola couldn't survive a Friday night in Luton

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

glennPattonWork330-Jul-14 22:29

glennPattonWork3

30-Jul-14 22:29

Heres an idea, move Friday night in Luton to a roving party and send to Ebola hotspots... Wink | ;)

OriginalGriff30-Jul-14 22:35

OriginalGriff

30-Jul-14 22:35

You can't - most of them have electronic tags and reporting restrictions: they can't leave the country.

And no airline (other than EasyJet) will take 'em anyway... Laugh | :laugh:

Bergholt Stuttley Johnson30-Jul-14 22:40

30-Jul-14 22:40

they have its called Ibiza, and when you don't hear of Ebola there, alcohol poisoning yes but not Ebola

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

Stefan_Lang31-Jul-14 3:43

Stefan_Lang

31-Jul-14 3:43

Now there's an idea: maybe they can poison the Ebola virus with alcohol from Ibiza? Cool | :cool:

GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)

Vivi Chellappa31-Jul-14 1:29

Vivi Chellappa

31-Jul-14 1:29

Germany already had the Marburg virus so Ebola should be easy for them to handle.

ROFL - Literally ...

Agent__00730-Jul-14 20:16

Agent__007

30-Jul-14 20:16

So, I was just going through QA (as always - just browsing through the questions without answering any) and came across this one[^]. Just look at the question and the answers.. I think I am gonna die laughing!! Laugh | :laugh:

But the thing I am wondering is while that was originally posted, edited and answered almost 5 years ago, why is it being shown as only 3rd one under "Top Rated" (with my current filter tags: C#, WPF, ASP.NET, AJAX)? - Nah, don't answer this one.. Wink | ;)

I think that also answers the question in one of the answers. Wink | ;)

PS: This question was posted by a #Legend as a #Joke.

Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!

Super Lloyd30-Jul-14 20:33

Super Lloyd

30-Jul-14 20:33

I need Ajax on Vista with VB and WebServices!
The answer don't elaborate enough on WebServices!
Pleaze its URGENTSSSSS!!!!

Good one! Cool | :cool:

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Karen Mitchelle30-Jul-14 20:45

Karen Mitchelle

30-Jul-14 20:45

Sock Puppet!!!!
You can't fool us.
Id you're one of them, you'll say URGENTZZZZZZ!

BTW, I love the detergent answer. Laugh | :laugh:

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Super Lloyd30-Jul-14 20:51

Super Lloyd

30-Jul-14 20:51

Haha, indeed!
Though those Greek gods were quite good too! Big Grin | :-D

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Karen Mitchelle30-Jul-14 21:01

Karen Mitchelle

30-Jul-14 21:01

Yeah. That falls on the second place of best answers in that question. Laugh | :laugh:

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dan!sh 30-Jul-14 20:55

dan!sh

30-Jul-14 20:55

I edited that and didn't remember this at all. D'Oh! | :doh:

Rob Philpott30-Jul-14 21:42

Rob Philpott

30-Jul-14 21:42

If I read it right and Mr. Graus actually put this up when Q&A was in beta then he must have had some mystical foresight of what was to come. This man can see the future!

Regards,
Rob Philpott.

GuyThiebaut30-Jul-14 21:57

GuyThiebaut

30-Jul-14 21:57

ROFL - Literally ...

Do you mean figuratively, rather than literally?
As in ROFL figuratively.

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“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”

― Christopher Hitchens

modified 31-Jul-14 4:09am.

Bergholt Stuttley Johnson30-Jul-14 22:06

30-Jul-14 22:06

nope he fell off his chair and was rolling about the floor (he is easily amused)

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

GuyThiebaut30-Jul-14 22:10

GuyThiebaut

30-Jul-14 22:10

LMAO

Oops, I didn't expect that to fall off.

“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”

― Christopher Hitchens

Bergholt Stuttley Johnson30-Jul-14 22:28

30-Jul-14 22:28

Arm?
Artificial Leg?

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

Agent__00730-Jul-14 22:16

Agent__007

30-Jul-14 22:16

GuyThiebaut wrote:
[brought to you from the society of semantic nitpicking practitioners]

Thank you

And surely you could add - [In association with the one who loves to correct people] Roll eyes | :rolleyes:

Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!