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OriginalGriff wrote: we can't even blame lead in petrol making kids stooopid any more...
We gave it a try, but it didn't help, so let's put the lead back in the petrol.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Next time you hear of him, he'll be trying to patent the idea of putting rounded corners on items that people keep in their pockets.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Hmm. I wonder if I should actually say anything, here.
Many people don't like off-key humour.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'm not that keen on his off-key singing
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Before he became a big star, he was apparently always in the shadows.
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Thank goodness for that: Cliff is a suspected paedophile. Now we won't have to listen to "Mistletoe and Wine" every Christmas.
Anybody been molested by Noddy Holder?"
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Cliff Richards goes to an old people's home to host a sing-a-long but is surprised to discover that none of the residents recognise him.
Puzzled, he takes an old lady aside and says, "excuse me, but do you have any idea who I am?"
"Sorry dear," says the old lady, "but if you ask one of the nurses, they'll tell you."
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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I thought that it was always common knowledge that he wasn't, how shall I put it, a ladies man same as it was always well known that Saville was not quite right.
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One of my teen-year pashes was Olivoyl Newton-John. Why she hung out with that creep, I'll never know.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I thought this was the study guide on how to be a proper Lemming.
A positive attitude may not solve every problem, but it will annoy enough people to be worth the effort.
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"Close to, but not a gambling location for Sarin."(5,3)
Simples
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Close to, but not a NEAR -> NER
gambling location VEGAS
for Sarin.
NERVE GAS
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Well done
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IT1cy5lQNsw[^]
Local plant life in a five-mile radius has already started dying...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Pretty awesome. My ears are bleeding  .
Earlier today, I thought you were behind the headline Why birds are igniting in midair[^] 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Sounds great John! 
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Look, some of us are trying to sleep in this office, so keep your noise down!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Real nice, John! Nice to be part of a project like that. Cool beans.
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Happy for you... now, back to work!
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'grats. How much longer until the revving to the redline to see how loud it is video?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Actually, we decided that it was too quiet, removed the mufflers, and took another video. The problem is that my video camera turns the mic down when it thinks there's too much noise, so it pretty much reduced the sound level to what it was before we took the mufflers off.
Believe me - it's freakin' loud.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Actually, we decided that it was too quiet, removed the mufflers, and took another video. The problem is that my video camera turns the mic down when it thinks there's too much noise, so it pretty much reduced the sound level to what it was before we took the mufflers off.
After all that you've spend on the engine upgrades themselves, surely a few hundred for a camera that doesn't try to turn your car into a Prius isn't unreasonable.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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