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Well **** me sideways with a barge pole.........
It must be the zombie in me kicking in......
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DaveAuld wrote: Well **** me sideways with a barge pole.........
You have spent WAY too much time on that rig!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Before he became a big star, he was apparently always in the shadows.
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Are you talking about Cliff?
Shameel wrote: always in the shadows
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I'm talking about this[^]
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Haven't you been taking notes?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Leslie, he say "No"... 
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Had a plagiarized would-be-article in the moderation queue today - happens all the time - and it's rejected. Fine.
So the OP posts another, and this time it's all code, which is a lot harder to find the source of, and thus prove it's copied.
But...there's no formatting, and it "smells" like plagiarism.
But how to find the source?
Turned out to be easy: just look at the poster's other input to the site. His one and only message is just "Thank you!" on an article from 2006...and the code is identical to that he posted... D'Oh! | D'Oh! | 
And we can't even blame lead in petrol making kids stooopid any more... Laugh | Laugh |
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Don't let them take you down 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Had a plagiarised would-be-article in the moderation queue today - happens all the time - and it's rejected. Fine.
So the OP posts another, and this time it's all code, which is a lot harder to find the source of, and thus prove it's copied.
But...there's no formatting, and it "smells" like plagiarism.
But how to find the source?
Turned out to be easy: just look at the poster's other input to the site. His one and only message is just "Thank you!" on an article from 2006...and the code is identical to that he posted...
And we can't even blame lead in petrol making kids stooopid any more...
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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It sounds like the perfect candidate for work in M$ as a developer. He or she should apply immediately.
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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I bet I can guess what nationality he was too.
Marc
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OriginalGriff wrote: we can't even blame lead in petrol making kids stooopid any more...
We gave it a try, but it didn't help, so let's put the lead back in the petrol.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Next time you hear of him, he'll be trying to patent the idea of putting rounded corners on items that people keep in their pockets.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Hmm. I wonder if I should actually say anything, here.
Many people don't like off-key humour.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'm not that keen on his off-key singing
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Before he became a big star, he was apparently always in the shadows.
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Thank goodness for that: Cliff is a suspected paedophile. Now we won't have to listen to "Mistletoe and Wine" every Christmas.
Anybody been molested by Noddy Holder?"
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Cliff Richards goes to an old people's home to host a sing-a-long but is surprised to discover that none of the residents recognise him.
Puzzled, he takes an old lady aside and says, "excuse me, but do you have any idea who I am?"
"Sorry dear," says the old lady, "but if you ask one of the nurses, they'll tell you."
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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I thought that it was always common knowledge that he wasn't, how shall I put it, a ladies man same as it was always well known that Saville was not quite right.
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One of my teen-year pashes was Olivoyl Newton-John. Why she hung out with that creep, I'll never know.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I thought this was the study guide on how to be a proper Lemming.
A positive attitude may not solve every problem, but it will annoy enough people to be worth the effort.
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