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My sarcasmometer just red lined. 
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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Sorry, I couldn't help myself. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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You can always have Monty Python Spam.
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Well according to the rules it might not be spam quite 
5: I don't want to catch anybody not making Monty Python references.
Rules can be found here[©]
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What is this? The Spanish Inquisition?
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YES[®]
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Nobody expects..., oh wait... Everybody expects what I was nearly about to say!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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And yet I am still waiting anxiously 
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Like a lot of people back then, I expect!
Ok... here it is!
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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We'll soon change your mind about that!
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Who else but Randal could lead you to this[^].
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Remember guns don't kill people, nine year old girls kill people. 
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She is obviously a member of a well regulated Militia - possibly even an officer.
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Damn it. This is what people do in their 9 year. And when I was 9 I played with lego (or something similar). 
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Whoa! How many did you kill? That stuff's lethal!
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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You may joke but nothing compares to pain of a 3 LU block when stood upon in bare feet 
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And when found on the top step, in the dark... 
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Noone, I wasn't very bright child. It requires brain to figure it out how to use the lego correctly.
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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I was a skilled shooter at the age of seven. Of course, I used a 22 single-shot back then instead of an Uzi.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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The next step will be : All children on the age of 7 must learn to shoot with a rocket launcher. Practice required.
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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RPGs and AK47s are easy to learn to shoot as long as you are not that bothered about what you hit, I have friends who are ex Army you cringe every time a new report comes on and they show Ukrainian/ISIS/Iraqi or similar in action,
he reckons that had they been British Army they would be digging latrines and would never be let near a firearm
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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This story is not complete until someone sues someone.
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Okay, I'll sue you for ruining me idea.
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