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PhilLenoir2-Sep-14 8:53

PhilLenoir

2-Sep-14 8:53

My granddaughter is new two

Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

JimmyRopes2-Sep-14 16:42

JimmyRopes

2-Sep-14 16:42

Wish her a happy birthday.

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PhilLenoir4-Sep-14 11:32

PhilLenoir

4-Sep-14 11:32

Thanks Jimmy, although there was a little poetic licence there, she's actually 3 next week! Big Grin | :-D

I was hoping someone would post a I'm new to two too or similar!

Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

HobbyProggy2-Sep-14 1:55

HobbyProggy

2-Sep-14 1:55

Alex Fr wrote:
I think that ~~everyone who starts~~ a programming question from "I am new to" is a
moron.

I am new to isn't a moron he's just the new guy Wink | ;)

How can a question be a moron Blush | :O

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Rage2-Sep-14 1:58

Rage

2-Sep-14 1:58

And what is the problem, please ?
My answer may highly vary whether I know that the OP is new or not : If new, I will avoid answers like "Just use a Factory pattern and three delegate templates. You could also virtualize the serializer, in which case the DOM would be to be handled through jQuery", and start with "Have you tried to debug and check the value ?"

~RaGE();

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56789012342-Sep-14 2:23

5678901234

2-Sep-14 2:23

What is the problem? The problem that the OP is moron!

Rage2-Sep-14 2:25

Rage

2-Sep-14 2:25

According to you reaction, I am not sure who is who at this point.

~RaGE();

I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.

56789012342-Sep-14 2:30

5678901234

2-Sep-14 2:30

Thanks! I upvoted your post - trying to be fair.

Jeremy Falcon2-Sep-14 4:58

Jeremy Falcon

2-Sep-14 4:58

Sounds like you're on a high horse. I bet you act just as foolish in other areas you're new to.

Jeremy Falcon

56789012342-Sep-14 18:40

5678901234

2-Sep-14 18:40

In any area, even if it is not new.

Gawd, but I hate ties...

OriginalGriff1-Sep-14 23:45

OriginalGriff

1-Sep-14 23:45

...one of the (many) reasons I prefer to be self employed is that I can set the dress code: jeans and a shirt is fine.
And most of my customers are the same: I can visit them in jeans, they can visit me.

But today I am sitting here in a suit, tie, and dress shoes instead of comfy ones (I have to go to a funeral in half an hour or so) and I'd forgotten just how stupid ties are.

What do they usefully do, other than try to strangle you?

Any dress codes where you are working?

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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter1-Sep-14 23:48

1-Sep-14 23:48

OriginalGriff wrote:
Any dress codes where you are working?

Jeans and shirt Big Grin | :-D

OriginalGriff wrote:
go to a funeral

What make you think that the dead cares about the way you dressed?

I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)

RUs1231-Sep-14 23:55

RUs123

1-Sep-14 23:55

What makes you think that the funeral is about the person who is dead ? Smile | :)

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter1-Sep-14 23:57

1-Sep-14 23:57

If not, than what is it? A get-together party?

I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)

RUs1232-Sep-14 0:05

RUs123

2-Sep-14 0:05

Well the dead person is dead and no longer cares. It is the ones that stay alive that usually care enough to bury them and have a ceremony. I always thought of funerals as a celebration of ones life and of course mourning the loss. And as a part of that ceremony people are expected to dress in a formal manner.

Manfred Rudolf Bihy2-Sep-14 0:40

Manfred Rudolf Bihy

2-Sep-14 0:40

Well said! Exactly my opinion also.

"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"

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V.1-Sep-14 23:57

1-Sep-14 23:57

sitting in shorts Smile | :)

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I don't mind a costume, that much, but I never, ever wear a tie.

I prefer loose clothes .

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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter1-Sep-14 23:59

1-Sep-14 23:59

Like this[^]?

I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)

V.2-Sep-14 0:03

2-Sep-14 0:03

that's disgusting !!

Smile | :)

V.

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V.2-Sep-14 0:04

2-Sep-14 0:04

Warning: link NSFW !

and no, more like this[^] Poke tongue | ;-P

V.

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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter2-Sep-14 0:07

2-Sep-14 0:07

And mine is disgusting?!

I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)

V.2-Sep-14 0:13

2-Sep-14 0:13

yeah, I just wanted to get back at you Poke tongue | ;-P

V.

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Argonia2-Sep-14 0:10

Argonia

2-Sep-14 0:10

NSFYE(Not safe for your eyes in this case) !!!!!! If you are pasting such pictures please move to the Soapbox. Some innocent soul might click them by mistake.

Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter2-Sep-14 0:13

2-Sep-14 0:13

There are innocent souls around here? Wow! Didn't know that. I think I have to watch my steps from now on...

I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)