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His name wasn't Quick Draw McGraw?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Must be a Liberal Arts teacher. Anyone qualified to teach anything real would be smart enough to not put it in one's pocket cocked and loaded. It's unfortunate that the event didn't take out the bits that let him reproduce.
Will Rogers never met me.
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I dunno a liberal arts prof might melt if they ever saw a gun let alone touched one.
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I don't know if this is a dumb question. Hope its not.
If you have a 1 licence Microsoft Office 2013 and you reformat the computer is it okay to re-install the application.
that does't mean that I can't do it
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Of course.
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Another question...
We have 4 licence and installed it in 4 terminal, we would like to reformat these 4.
If we re-install it and we put the wrong product key, is Microsoft allow this?
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
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Depends what you mean by the "wrong" product key. If you enter a random key that doesn't belong to you, it will probably be rejected. If you just swap the keys around between the computers, you should be OK.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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yup, swap. okay thanks
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
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So if I had 3 licenses on Monday ordered 2 machines on Tuesday the ordered a 4th license on Wednesday, and ordered 2 more machines on Thursday but used a Monday license on the Thursday machine and a Wednesday license on a Tuesday machine but need to reformat a Thursday machine with a Wednesday license because I used a Monday license would the Friday machine require all new license or could I just use a left over Monday license as long as I reformatted a Tuesday machine with the Thursday lisence?
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Yes. Maybe. Probably. Perhaps. ...er no? No, no, no, yes!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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All things Microsoft, makes perfect sense. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Only on a Saturday
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Depends on Who's On First?
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Have you ever considered a career with the IRS? I think you may be a natural.
Will Rogers never met me.
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I bet that was ruff on his stomach.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Gives new meaning to the term 'feeding tube'.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Ouch! Darn, I can't down vote that! 
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Oddly enough I did paws for a moment before I hit the submit button on that one.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Reading the article I read;
"Fittingly enough, the contest is called "They Ate WHAT?"
Even stranger. The $1,500 first place winner was a Plano, Texas, animal hospital that treated an exotic frog that ate more than 30 small ornamental rocks from its cage."
I got as far as the word in BOLD and thought, how the elephant did it eat a piano  then continued to read 
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Couldn't hold that last half down?
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I know people who are like that with beer... 
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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It's in his genes, he thought thay smelt of Danish Blue
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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