|
The CERN particle collider is 17 miles long. China just announced a supercollider that is supposed to be roughly 49 miles long. The United States' new particle collider is just under 12 inches long. Guys, guys, guys. Size doesn't matter (it's the energy of your particles)
|
|
|
|
|
Only someone with a small particle collider would say something like that.
|
|
|
|
|
Amazon unveils Echo, a new cloud-connected home appliance that -- perhaps appropriately -- resembles a chamber. It's absolutely, positively not made entirely to get you to buy stuff (on Amazon)
|
|
|
|
|
Cloud pioneer Joyent throws down the gauntlet to the bloated world of OpenStack with fresh open source releases. I would have thought something called 'OpenStack' would have been open source for a while now
|
|
|
|
|
Today we’re taking the next major step to bring Office to everyone, on every device, and I’m excited to announce that Office apps customers love are coming to Android tablets with the start of our Office for AndroidTM tablet Preview. We’re also delivering Word, Excel, and PowerPoint apps for iPhone® and updates for the iPad apps–to ensure a consistently beautiful and productive Office experience on every device. Our vision of Office everywhere wouldn’t be complete without Windows, so I’m pleased to confirm that new, touch-optimized Office apps for Windows 10 are in the works and we’ll have more to share soon. Everywhere you want it, and iOS too!
|
|
|
|
|
Of the many Platform-as-a-Service innovations Heroku has contributed in its seven year existence, perhaps the most iconic is git push heroku master. Today we’re announcing a significant upgrade to Heroku’s Git implementation: Beta support for Git’s HTTP transport.
HTTP Git has some notable advantages over traditional SSH Git. Instead of relying on port 22 (often blocked by firewalls) HTTP Git runs on port 443, the same port used for secure web requests.
Git it?
|
|
|
|
|
In his new book Scrum: The Art of Doing Twice the Work in Half the Time, Jeff Sutherland explains how the Scrum framework can be used as a general business practice to accelerate work of all kinds. I've been doing that for years, just the other way around
|
|
|
|
|
There's a long and rather rambling (but entertaining) talk called Managers are from mars, employees are from venus[^] that shows how modern "scientific management" practices evolved and how they are completely wrong for a knowledge business.
In my opinion, rather than trying to organise your companies as if they were a production line through which projects flow with each employee doing their defined link in the chain, it is probably a better idea to see your company as a sports team - each with specialisms but all concentrating on the single objective and self organising/self managing and adapting to changing circumstances.
|
|
|
|
|
Duncan Edwards Jones wrote: each with specialisms but all concentrating on the single objective and self organising/self managing and adapting to changing circumstances.
Amen!
Marc
|
|
|
|
|
It takes a great burglar to make a great locksmith 
|
|
|
|
|
Starting from the 1980s, we have all known how to handle relational data – simply put it in a Relational DataBase Management System (RDBMS) and use SQL to work with the data. For the past few years however, our industry has seen an increasing trend towards the usage of NoSQL databases, where data just isn’t stored like in relational databases. Why not both?
|
|
|
|
|
Fallacy #1 - there is actually a choice to be made.
Fallacy #2 -
Kent Sharkey wrote: our industry has seen an increasing trend towards the usage of NoSQL databases
Just because something is "trending" doesn't mean we all have to behave like lemurs lemmings and dive after it.
Marc
modified 6-Nov-14 8:48am.
|
|
|
|
|
Marc Clifton wrote: lemurs
Lemmings? 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
|
|
|
|
|
Dan Neely wrote: Lemmings?
OMG, I can't believe I made that blunder. Yes, lemmings.
Marc
|
|
|
|
|
I can't believe no one was CDO enough to call you on it 10 hours ago.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
|
|
|
|
|
Dan Neely wrote: I can't believe no one was CDO enough to call you on it 10 hours ago.
That surprised me too. Maybe we need a short refresher course on the difference between lemurs[^] and lemmings[^]. 
Marc
|
|
|
|
|
Actually, as Lemmings have largely been misrepresented (especially by Walt Disney) neither behave in a "Lemming-like" manner.
The Wiki article you linked to has good info on this. Walt wasn't exactly an early David Attenborough in his approach to wildlife "documentaries".
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
|
|
|
|
|
I would definetely make an article about 
|
|
|
|
|
Oracle’s licensing practices have created a “hostile” relationship “filled with deep rooted mistrust” between the vendor and its customers, according to a survey that looked at users’ business interactions with the company. "She lies and says she still loves him, can't find a better man"
|
|
|
|
|
That's news?
|
|
|
|
|
Well, that someone actually did the study, yeah. The findings? Completely known for a while, I think.
TTFN - Kent
|
|
|
|
|
Xamarin wants to enable students building the next big thing in mobile to bring their ideas to life on the best mobile platform on the market. "Something, something, Dark Side"
|
|
|
|
|
But they're gonna still pay for it, right? -_- So what makes a difference?
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
|
|
|
|
|
Microsoft’s evolving Groups feature aims to improve collaboration, likely at the expense of similar Office 365 options. As long as that one-stop doesn't stop at SharePoint
|
|
|
|
|
Kent Sharkey wrote: aims to improve collaboration
Oh good Bob. Architecture Astronauts again?! 
|
|
|
|
General 
News 
Suggestion 
Question 
Bug 
Answer 
Joke 
Praise 
Rant 
Admin 
Submit an article or tip
