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That's what I'm doing...Come here to release the steam 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Don't try to catch him, it's not worth the hassle 
[Insider]
Recursion: see Recursion.
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I threw him finally... 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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That's the best solution for low level stuff - fire and forget
Recursion: see Recursion.
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Well, I'm not interested in your message as much I'm not interested in your opinion.
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Thank you Carlo. In my opinion it is very elevating...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I think he is an exception. You should throw him. If he is not caught, he will be terminated abnormally.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Go to Stack Overflow. Make some points. Then:
Downvote them.
Close them.
Mark them as duplicate.
Report them.
KICK THEM ALL OUT.
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If you've been paying attention, you may know that I have some old DEC systems -- a MicroVAX and two AlphaServers -- Computers.png[^]
Today I mentioned needing room for a server rack and was asked something along the lines of, "Apple or Windows?" 
Certainly the person asking the question doesn't "know computers" and I'm not surprised that Linux wasn't mentioned, and she didn't recognize "DEC" as a computer manufacturer.
But it got me thinking: Does Apple even make a "server" OS? Other than maybe a render-farm, would a business run servers on OSX?
I took a quick binge and saw "OS X Server", but it looks more like a software suite to run on other systems.
modified 16-Mar-15 1:35am.
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I wonder, maybe you can install osx in a vmware esx server?
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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so the person was under 25 years of age then ? 
wow - MicroVAX and Alpha's - I'd love to work on VMS or even RSTS/E (PDP 11/60 in my case) sometimes
PIEBALDconsult wrote: but it looks more like a software suite to run on other systems.
that was my recollection when looking at a company Mac-Mini issue - server software add-ons but not a full o/s
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Garth J Lancaster wrote: under 25 years of age then ?
Nah, but a real estate agent.
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So, IQ smaller than shoe size then?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: maybe a render-farm
Not even that...Apple's computer do not rule the design word for 15 years now...
Saw Avatar movie? It was - mostly - rendered in a farm (belongs to Weta Digital) that runs Ubuntu installed on HP hardware...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Sure!
Apple servers get an ace every time, while MS servers are always swearing and cursing like McEnroe!
Don't waste your brainpower thinking about whether things exist or not; just lean back and think how cool an Apple server would look in your datacentre!
I think I'll apply to apple for work in their marketing department.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: just lean back and think how cool an Apple server would look in your datacentre
Sure[^] 
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*drool*
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The one that's less disgruntled.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: Computers.png[^]
Looks a lot neater than some server racks I've seen (the cabling is extremely unobtrusive and tidy) -- but I'd have put the keyboard and monitor higher up; I prefer working in a chair, rather than lying on the floor.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: I'd have put the keyboard and monitor higher up; I prefer working in a chair
They're at that height.
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Server support is an upgrade to the standard OS package. (No clue if free or not.)
What they don't have is anything that looks like real server hardware for the end user. The old, now discontinued, tower mac pro had an option for rack mount rails; and a few years before then they sold an actual rack mountable server. Now, afaik the closest you can get is a 3rd party tray that will hold a pair of minis in a 2U slot. Suitable for hosting a corporate app store; but little else.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Quote: CPUs are maxed at 100%, disk I/O is fully saturated.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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They're so bad they don't want anyone to hear their music (yet they still want to release something, anything)?
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