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Today is 27 years since I started going out with my Missus as a 19 year old.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Quote: as a 19 year old
...and how old were you really?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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That was how old his missus was!
She's 21 now, like all ladies are (permanently)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: That was how old his missus was!
She's 21 now, like all ladies are (permanently)
Naahhh. She was 20 and even now is still almost a year older than me.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Forogar wrote: ...and how old were you really?
I was 19. Now as a 46 year old I celebrated my 24th wedding anniversary 65 days ago.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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So, you still go out with the missus as a 19 year old? Nice. 
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Slacker007 wrote: So, you still go out with the missus as a 19 year old? Nice.
I wish. A tired, 46 year old diabetic is nothing like my 19 year old self.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I hear you. I'm 43 and diabetic.
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It is also 27 years since Frederick Valentich[^] was disappeared by aliens in a flying saucer.
Strange things happening in Australia that day.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Congrats and envious. I was at the same place 27 years, now a few dozen more women and never back to that place in time.
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I salute you Saturday I'll be with my GF for the 9th year, and as soon a my financial sistuation allows we'll get married. We just moved to a new house so we're a bit low on dough 
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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(Shaky grandfatherly voice) You young whipper-snappers know nothing of age. My wife and I were married in 1969. We're still together.
Fletcher Glenn
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See the back of? (7)
Apologies for the delay - late meeting at work only just got home - hence this easy one!
** Updated with punctuation **
PooperPig - Coming Soon
modified 21-Oct-15 6:59am.
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As soon as I read the word easy I know it's not going to be.
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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It's easy only when you know the answer.
I ain't got no signature.
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28 minutes after writing it, I came back and couldn't remember the answer myself - so perhaps not that easy 
Glad I wrote it down!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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THEATER ?? No idea why I am posting this
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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super wrote: No idea why I am posting this
Nor me!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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_Maxxx_ wrote: hence this easy one
Thence which easy one??
Just one word please 
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Meeting?
Cause you just returned from one, so may be after effects... 
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I'm a frayed knot
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Try to soothe yourself - a misplaced meeting don't worth it (think of me - 3 more hours to home...)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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yeah - I'm all for a meeting with an agenda and outcomes.
A meeting with no agenda, where the main topic of discussion ends up being when other meetings are going to happen ...
I would rather make a decision early, and stick to it until shown it to be erroneous, than make no decision but talk about the problem endlessly
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Reflect ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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I like your thinking.
Not right, but sorta thinking in the right direction
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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