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Seen it - dangerous to have in the house.
Let's say you get up in the middle of the night because the homemade "pigeon chili" you consumed the night before is trying to find the most direct route out of your stomach. You get up and make it to the bathroom just in time.
When you flush the toilet, rising water levels are a pretty good indication that things aren't going to go down the toilet as easily as they had gone into the toilet, so you reach for your handy shotgun plunger (and thanking the gods that it was close enough to reach it, yet not leave the toilet un-monitored.).
When you're done addressing the impending flood of deficant, you take the plunger out front to rinse it off, but upon opening the front door of your double-wide, you are confronted by a squad of heavily armed police who are about to execute a no-knock warrant at would later be described as "the wrong address". Without a word, they see the shotgun plunger in your hand and immediately open fire.
You realize you should have just stayed on the toilet for a few more minutes as your body drops into a pool of feces that came from what you thought was a recently vacated gastrointestinal system.
No thanks.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Welcome back been quite a while since last we heard from you, how's life with you?
New version: WinHeist Version Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don't. -Bill Nye-
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Are you going to do this[^] every few months? 
Anyway, welcome back!
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You know what they say, 234th time's a charm.
Jeremy Falcon
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Yeah, and 235 times is a nuisance 
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Probably not. There is a lot more to the story that I AM NOT going into. My absence and such has been ... due to some pretty challenging circumstances to say the least. The fact I've made an appearance again after recent events has me even surprised so no I won't be. But I'd venture that almost a year is MORE than a FEW months.
There have been joys too great to be described in words, and there have been griefs upon which I have not dared to dwell, and with these in mind I say, climb if you will, but remember that courage and strength are naught without prudence, and that a momentary negligence may destroy the happiness of a lifetime. Do nothing in haste, look well to each step, and from the beginning think what may be the end. - Edward Whymper
Climb On!
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Well, it sounds like you've had a rough time, so congrats on surviving and good to have you back (and it was good in January too and if you do this again it'll be good again)! 
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code-frog wrote: Hey everyone! Whoa I know. Blast from the freaking past right?
Hey man, long time no type. It sure has been a while.
code-frog wrote: First off gotta say high to JF (yeah you know who you are Big Grin |  and I hope you are well).
Thanks man. I'm doing ok. I'm curious to know how you're doing these days.
code-frog wrote: [Coffee]
Phew. Thank God. I was getting worried when you said Java.
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: Thanks man. I'm doing ok. I'm curious to know how you're doing these days.
Check Trugger.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Damn that thing is still going on?
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: Damn that thing is still going on?
Look at your email to find out.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I unsubscribed from it years ago. Have no idea what the Google Groups URL is anymore either.
Jeremy Falcon
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Welcome back!
Will Rogers never met me.
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wow - talk about lazarus
good to see you back mate - hope all is well with you and yours
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Sure has been a while, hope you can hang around some this time  . It has grown a little tame and quiet here in the last year or so. Flame wars have petered out, climate change is a given and religion has been banished.
It seems to have deteriorated into whatever of the day with the odd pun run.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Welcome back, Rex!
Cheers,
विक्रम
"We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread 
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Your Viral Infection History from a Single Drop of Blood[^]
Pretty cool stuff. If I understand it correctly, the scan essentially looks for antibodies that your body has produced and then assumes you had a certain virus at some point. Over time antibodies fade but it still looks pretty neat.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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As with anything, this could be a bad thing too. One theory of the future, is that insurance companies will charge members more in premiums, if they know that the member has a higher rate for disease, infection, cancer, etc...
Tools/technology like the one you have mentioned help them do this.
Good and bad...
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Indeed. It isn't something I would want to volunteer to someone else, but it would be interesting to see what viruses I've had that I possibly never realized I had.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Message Removed
modified 29-Oct-15 17:29pm.
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I suffer from trans-financial identity; I'm a rich person born in a poor person's body.
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So what's your problem? Doesn't being rich compensate for your body image? Or did you actually mean it the other way round?
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