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The same reason that mercans pronounce 'herbs' as '<glottal stop>erbs'.
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Now that's just cruel!
Surely the dog has better things to do with his day!
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Which reminds me of a question that's been bugging me for awhile, who cleans up Guide Dogs poo?
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They're specially trained to clean up after themselves.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I guess they're not trained by politicians then?
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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Nah... Dogs eat it, politicians talk it...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Seriously? They are trained to do that? 
(The dog, not the politician)
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Outta sight outta mind?
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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Nobody! In UK, registered blind persons are exempt from dog fouling laws.
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Do want my arms? I don't need them.
(Context was monitor arms.)
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An arms race, obviously.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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We have the budget to do this project correctly!
Take your time and do it right!
What would this company do without you!
[forehead slap]
What the hell was I thinking?
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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"Quality is more important than time."
(True quote. No evidence the person means it.)
modified 18-Nov-15 15:45pm.
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It's been coming for a while but it's awesome seeing a phone plugged into a monitor running Windows 10.
Your phone is now your PC.
Let's wait for Apple to take the credit for killing PC sales even though Tim's specifically said he doesn't see that anyone's looking for a converged tablet and Mac.
Sorry, Tim, but this is frigging awesome and I can't wait to have my PC be a tablet and phone.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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That is the future. PC/Phone/Tablet convergence with external monitor.  
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Throw in TV and I think you've got it!
Da Bomb
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Hey, you can play video on your phone/monitor hookup. So yeah! Already there!
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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I'm not convinced.
I know how hot my PC gets when it's really busy...
And sometimes, I want to leave the PC doing something in the background while I go out.
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You leave your PC alone? At home?
I don't trust my code enough. At the very least I need baby gates and sturdy locks if the machine's staying plugged in.
As to heat: you obviously don't live in Canada. Given that Winter's coming I'm planning on running some really long numerical models and then keep my phone snug and tight against me while I race from over-heated building to over-heated building.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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...or tell 'em you are hibernating this year, and fly off back to Oz 'til April? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: ...or tell 'em you are hibernating this year, and fly off back to Oz 'til April?
May not want to do that, looks like Sydney will be 40 degrees today and it's still only November.
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I agree. My main computer is now my Surface2 Pro tablet with HDMI connection to my 55" TV. The mouse is WIFI and I'm looking for a WIFI keyboard.
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Wow, you have a Wifi mouse? Whats the latency like?
Hang on  , they actually do exist!
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