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There is this tradition that if you promise a product or service, and fail to deliver, you return the money.
No goods, no service, then no pay.
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Then shouldn't all Ryanair flights be free. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: if you promise
You think Ryanair is silly enough to promise anything beyond you get on the plane at one place and get off at another?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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9082365 wrote: You think Ryanair
I dont fly that often, but business rules still apply. Fail to deliver, no payment.
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Now, I personally, don't have a problem with the questionable comment the stewardess made. I would not want to die on a plane, either, especially by ice on the wings.
However, after sitting in the plane for 8 hours, not going anywhere, I think I would want to die then.
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Dan Neely wrote: she made in the heat of the moment
They should have used her to de-ice the plane. 
Marc
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At least now in the US there are mitigations for that sort of thing
- If it takes too long, and 8 hours is too long, the plane must return to the gate and the passengers can debark.
- If it takes too long the airline might have to find different pilots because they are not allowed to be working for long periods.
- If it takes too long the airline will be fined for each passenger and it is a substantial amount.
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On his first flight the eldest innocently asked me what the brace position was for.
I reassured him that it was to allow him kiss his ass goodbye!
Did I mention - his mother wasn't with us on that flight...
Ger
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Have you ever noticed there are no stairs on the Death Star? It's all elevaders.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Luke out for some backlash over that bad pun.
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Hands off!
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A Chewie question...
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Yes. (Obi) Wan to think about.
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Have you not seen Episode 7 yet? 
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It's only a flesh wound!
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Well, that's given us all a bit of a lift!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Yoda one all the bad puns making.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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The rebels are in the elevader!
Get them out and use force if you have too!
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"Do not use in case of fire."
Sith.
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One place I worked the secretary typing up the fire instructions managed "in the event of fire, do not leave the lift".
I suspect she was Sith as well... 
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Either that, or she had no clue what she was doing.
I'll go with Sith, though.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: Either that, or she had no clue what she was doing.
..sounds like she knew exactly what she was doing. Seperating those who follow idiot instructions from the rest of the species.
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