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That joke will get you moo'ed off stage.
Jeremy Falcon
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There's no whey that's gonna happen.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Well it was cheesy a joke.
Jeremy Falcon
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True, it wasn't as sharp as it could've been.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I herd that.
Jeremy Falcon
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Depends where she lived. If Cinders was on an island she'd need a Ferry Godmother, in Ireland a Derry Godmother, and in a war zone a Wary Godmother to bring her her cow juice. Me, I drew the short straw and got a Fiery Godmother. I've still got the scars!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Sounds like a recipe for udder disaster unless the Fresh Prince of today's idea of a Princess is a callipygian Kardashian.
«Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.» Benjamin Franklin
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You join today and your first post is a link out to a survey. Err no thanks. Your overuse of bold in the message has put me off clicking the link.
This space for rent
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:sniff: :sniff:
Is that pressed meat I can smell? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Morning reading for those of you who don't use CP merely for jokes and crossword puzzles.
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The craziest thing about that article... -- is it new? -- I think it is.
Okay, the craziest thing about the article is that it has a link to the project on CodePlex (Computational Network Toolkit (CNTK) - Home[^])
But the very point is that it is available on GitHub and then when you click the link IN THE ARTICLE it tells you that they moved to GitHub.
That's the craziest thing about that article.
"We're, Microsoft, we're not crazy...we're CRA-zee!!!"
Ballmer ==>> Developers...Developers...Developers!!!! ad infinitum!!!
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That click-here-and-click-there was created by Microsoft AI engine...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I first read that as in Microsoft AL engine, as in Al Gore, as in he invented everything. Good thing I debugged this post.
Jeremy Falcon
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RIP ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
"Marvin Minsky, who combined a scientist’s thirst for knowledge with a philosopher’s quest for truth as a pioneering explorer of artificial intelligence, work that helped inspire the creation of the personal computer and the Internet, died on Sunday night in Boston. He was 88."
The New York Times[^]
He actually emailed some parts of his unpublished book (at the time) to me when I emailed him directly talking about MBTI and AI back around 2003 or so. Outstanding man from what I could tell.
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I had the privilege of working under Randy Davis (one of his PhD students) at DEC in the 80s.
/ravi
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(8)
Clue 1: Adding this has just falsified the solution
Clue 2: Not so much as a hint of evidence
Solution: CLUELESS
modified 26-Jan-16 12:25pm.
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Nope - (8) just signifies the number of letters.
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I know (should have inserted a  )
...but I'll take whatever there is as a clue
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Small meatball sub.
Oh wait, that's one of the other gibberishes of the day.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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The nonbeing seems to have fallen into oblivion.
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