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People who cannot be named, whose motivation I do not understand, using sources that cannot be disclosed, have forced me, using means I am not at liberty to reveal, to publish this partial transcript of a recent interview between Guccifer (aka Marcel Lehel Lazar) in his prison cell in Romania.

I believe this fragment came at the end of the interview with the FBI, NSC, and Homeland Security, personnel (their names were redacted, replaced by the initials of their organizations), after Guccifer ("GC") had agreed to make no legal defense against his extradition to the U.S. where indictment on at least nine felony counts await him. [^]

GC: "No Chipotle, no MacDonald's, only Taco Belle, and Wendy's ... I want that in writing."

FBI: "Check ... and no vegan, no low-fat, no free-range chicken ..."

NSC: "Only goat milk ... that could be a little difficult."

HS: "How about visiting rights for your wife ... you know ... once a month conjugal privacy night in premium cell with ..."

GC: "I don't have a wife."

HS: "Oh, believe me ... you will ... women are going to stand in line to want to marry you, dude."

GC: "Don't call me 'dude' !"

NSC: "That's an insult in Romanian."

FBI: "What does it mean ?"

GC: "It is something bad do to mother."

HS: "Oh, sorry."

... a silence ... content redacted ?

GC: "Women with blonde hairs to marry ?"

FBI: "Certainly ..."

GC: "With big parts like Kardashians ?"

HS: "Undoubtedly ..."

NSC: "I'm still curious about why the hell you are making it easy for us to get you to America ... other than the fact we're going to put 50,000 US dollars in a secrete account in the Cayman Islands every month, and buy your mother a house ... "

FBI: "Contingent, of course, on the quality of your ... product."

GC: "Ha ! You already know my ... product ... is the best."

HS: "You can say that again ..."

GC: "No Windows 10 ... you got that in writing ... right ...?"

FBI: "Check: one Linux box with two highest-performance Xeon's, core memory 256 ..."

HS: "The Xeons will be at least the 4870 ..."

NSC: "Come on GC, why do you want to America ?"

GC: "Romanian hamburgers suck, America is reality tv-show, Romania is only reality ..."

FBI: "Listen, GC, I'm not sure you're really coming clean with us here, but, frankly, I don't give a damn ... you're going to do a minimum three years in the most comfortable prison on the planet ... as long as ... you produce ..."

NSC: "... product."

GC: "I will produce ... product."

HS: "Okay, we'll be back tomorrow with (name redacted) from the (organization redacted) to do the final signing."

GC: "Bring me two McPuisor's, and super-size the cola ... and the fries."

FBI: "What's a McPuisor ?"

HS: "Are you cleared to access that information ?"

... laughter ...

[^]

NSC: "Here ... I've got it ... '1 slice of chicken, roasted for 2 minutes in vegetable oil (a mixture of rapeseed oil and sunflower), one crunchy layer of breadcrumbs golden McPuişor sauce, pickles, bun.' "

GC: "By the way, do you know that the (redacted) you (redacted) in hotel room last night is ... (redacted) ?"

FBI: "Put me down for the goat's milk guarantee ..."
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